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and she just got out of a really bad breakup...
that I'm on, you can eat anything that's clear.
stand in the way of true love?
Terry is a yoga beast.
So they were not the worst.
Look, I'm sorry about all this.
So you were trying to get rid of me?
Kurt. She's not going anywhere with you.
- will not come off. - Gross.
It's a Mongkut situation.
Thank you. And you know what?
We haven't even done the "Sex and the City" tour.
You begged him to get rid of me?
Yeah, it's not really a good time right now, William.
I'm sorry. I feel so stupid.
Have a blessed day.
♪ Where the eagles cry ♪
I freaked out when I met my pen pal from Thailand, Mongkut.
Also, I slapped a stewardess,
My hands are shaking and my butt is hella sweaty.
I'm a New Yorker now. Fuggedabout it!
pineapple gummi bears...
[whimpering]
We soundproof for maximum privacy.
- and "love is dead." - [gasps]
This is ridiculous. Listen, the choice is yours.
because I'm great at it.
[all singing] I want it that way
but, you know, it's so expensive here.
I've been recording his voice for the past two years,
- He's probably fine. - What?
[muffled screaming]
- Stand down, ma'am. - Back off, dude!
Charles, there's no way you can lift me.
Dropped my phone. You know what?
Pass. People who surf never shut up about it.
You know what, men are difficult because they're all
And you cheated on me like ten times when we were dating.
Okay, well, listen, you're in luck.
I mean, I've only ever met him like nine times.
She is bad at singing.
- Whatever. - Have a fun night.
Lawsuit, or upgrade me to business class.
You can't have thought that went well for you.
about meeting you for the first time.