Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know I went a little overboard with my tae-jitsu,
- What were you gonna say? Fat ass? - Wide load?
I emasculated him in front of all those people. I think he's really upset.
"I'm a pompous antichrist who will probably drop my plans for world domination
If you hurry, I'll let you try on hats. I won't let you buy, but you can try 'em on.
Very homosexually.
My psychiatrist gave me these mood elevators.
Why the hell doesn't the government tell us what we can and can't watch?
- Can you teach me to kick ass? - No. I do not condone violence.
Why are you putting me up against the scrubs?
When the supervisor expects you to do their job and you don't get paid enough to
Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck.
- " Ah-um - " Ba-ba
This is mine all mine
- I can't help it. I have long dancer's legs. - Move it.
- Kathy, get in there with Lois. - I can't. I have cramps.
Help Me! Tinky Winky wants to Revenge
- Stewie, you wanna swing? - Yes, why not? I'll have a go at it.
Your son is learning misbehaviour from someone.
Last night Becky was.. The Man!
Let's show 'em what we've learnt.
"Here we are. A big bag of liver spots for Lois. "
Excuse me, New Yorker. You're in my seat, and I had sex with your mother last night.