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Hey, Guido, watch this.
"Lucky there's a family guy
Sheesh, Lois, look at the garbage those damn leafers dumped on our lawn.
Sheesh! Bringin' that trash in here. This is my house.
- Be a man and fight me yourself. - Lois, the sensei is a sacred position.
and red like the sauce on my mamma mia's gugotz.
Hello? 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah. It's in a window this time.
Mary, you'll never leave us, will you?
I HAVE AN IDEA
You owe it to your son to learn how to manage these feelings.
where we pretend to be the person who makes us angry.
- I want you in my advanced class. - Advanced class? No, no, no.
- I'm afraid I'm gonna hurt someone. - But, Lois, you're my star pupil.
She Put An Egg Up There
those hammocky deposits of gin sugars you call buttocks?"
Last night… Lois was the man!
So, you wanna dance?
Don't worry. It's a trained bear. He's in no real danger.
OK, and now a word from our sponsors.
Me likey bouncy! Me likey bouncy!
You tell me.
I'm going to go find something to strike you with; excuse me.
Star Wars sucks Avengers sucks Krypton sucks
- OK, you can Super Size, but no apple pie. - Come on.
Murderer!