Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Insecurity. Gender confusion. " I'll give you something to write about.
from Valero's on 51st Street, best in the city.
- That was lame. - Poor Peter.
Tae-jitsu is about power - for your body and your mind.
but from now on we're not gonna have any more anger in this house, OK?
"Let me see. It's here somewhere. "
Aagh! I am a man-eating tree.
God, why does that turn me on.
What are you, nuts? Give me that branch.
Peter, don't contradict me in front of the kids.
And the kegs. And I'm not sure, but I think I've been shot.
Hello? 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah. It's a glass bottle this time.
Mine just says "Dear Don. " And after that it looks like someone just spit on the paper.
Nobody walks all over me. Those days are over. Lois Griffin demands respect.
Some of my novelty items were provided by Jack's Joke Shop.
- Who are all these people? - Damn New Yorkers.
Nice to meet you both.
- What was that? What did you just write? - Give me that.
Tell me something I don't know! Get out of the way!
The Drunken Clam? Why couldn't we go someplace fancy, like The Olive Garden?
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
I'm sick of Lois's anger-management techniques. They're not working.
Go, Lois! Pummel him with your powerful fists of female fury.
Mine just says "Dear Lois. " And after that it looks like someone just spit on the paper.