Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Happy 50th birthday, Lois.

"Pony Express is in. " "What have you got for me, Joe?"

Nets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck

If you don't stop, we won't go to McDonald's after church.

You must have had a great body before it went all fun-house mirror.

I don't sweat you. Bring it on, bitch! Now how you gonna act?

Whoa! What the hell are you doing? Those are my graham crackers.

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this,

Public urination is just wrong. Except during the Million Man March

- Hurry, Peter. They're almost here. - We're too late.

- Wait a sec. Pre-op or post-op? - Pre-op.

Sorry, Peter. Someone stole the remotes.

And then when he's weary, emasculate him with your incessant nagging.

Remember If it ain't funny, it ain't worth Jack.

and no one could hit you below the belt cos girls don't have anything down there.

Lois, I was watching that.

I want you to get rid of all of this right now, cos I am never fighting again, ever!

Damn. Must have pulled something playing hoops last week.

Habs suck, leafs suck, blues suck

And look who I had for dessert. Asexual former mayor Ed Koch. Pah!

Lovely, but it doesn't quite answer our question.

Then I used my stream of justice to put out the hate.

Quahog is infested with loud, hairy creatures, also known as New Yorkers.

That was strangely arousing. Aagh!

Country matters sucks, high school teacher sucks, Worldwide matters sucks

Well, Stewie, tonight we have a really big show.