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So let's take it from the top...
Chop low, Rob Lowe, Chad Lowe.
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ah ##
from Star Trek.
You guys are The Goonies!
I save the world.
You always put yourself first.
[Groans] You choc-blocked me, bro!
how they think, ese.
BITE ME OH BITE ME
[Gasps]
It starts with brunch and gets progressively more romantic as it goes.
[Crickets Chirping]
Okay.
The evil machines of the future are based on today's electronics, okay?
In the future, all fighting happens very low...
and stroke her hair and do nice stuff like that to her.
Marinate it with a marinade.
Cut!
[Screams]
And... action!
Damn it! Why did I join that stupid cyborg program?
The coupons are all gone, brah.
[Rumbling]
(YELPS)
- I hate you. - Hey, brah. I make it up to you.
and realized you're the most important thing in the world, eh?
Ow! What the hell?
# Oh, boy it's swell to say #
This actually turned out to be a really nice Valentine's Day.
Night!