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- You're kidding. - No, we are very wealthy.
I am not going to have sex with her.
- What's this? - Few things you may need tonight.
I've been published in journals...
Good morning, slut.
Perhaps he's emulating Shakespeare's Henry V...
I don't... I really don't know why.
But don't worry, I really enjoyed meeting you this evening.
Open bar, good eats, might even be a few pretty girls.
I think we were misled about the cute girls.
Then she stuck her tongue down my throat.
Yes, Sheldon. Keep watching.
When you arrive at the lab in the morning, what machine do you turn on?
Yeah, I think you have a real knack for gigolo work, Leonard.
You kind of remind me of her.
And I got your back, Jack.
He's tearing the mask off nature to look at the face of God.
Right. Fascinate me.
I won't be late. I'm gonna make a pitch for the funding and say good night.
...only to be torn apart and eaten alive.
What a great day.
No. But we have potatoes.
I don't care, it's demeaning and I refuse to be trotted out...
Face it, Raj, we crashed and burned tonight.
You're really a broken toy, aren't you?
...you will be dependent on other members of the human race.
- Okay, I see what's happening. - What?
That's why I'm here.