Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...here for your money. I don't wanna shake anyone's germy hands.
Cool, buddy. That's awesome.
...this may be your only chance to make a real contribution to science.
They say it is to Viagra as Viagra is to a green M&M.
You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker.
Yes, of course I remember you.
Well, aren't you sweet.
I took a shot. Sue me.
The old people came up to you, pinched your cheek, handed you a savings bond.
Yes, I live with him.
Explain it to them, Siebert.
...speaking of money, how are you feeling about helping the Physics Department...
I'm sorry, someone's on the other line.
But the only difference is we have more servants.
I could make you vodka.
Your lab is funded by some Middle Eastern dilettante?
No, that can't be it.
Well, come now, Leonard...
Don't tell him that. Tell him the mask thing.
- What about Sheldon? - Sheldon is not going.
See, in India we don't make the mistake of letting our poor people have dreams.
Watch. Hey! Who said you could eat that shrimp?
- Hey, put your tie back in your pants. - Thanks.
Smart. Get paid up front.