Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and kiss butts to raise money for our research.
At what point do we start calling them lobsters?
- Oh, come on, why not? - Oh...
Oh, don't say that. You're a very attractive woman.
- Oh, yeah. - I'm so proud of you!
...you'd remember a night with me for the rest of your life.
I no longer care, dear.
Yeah, um, so hey...
I'm...
...wearing a Star Trek ensign's uniform.
They can't starve to death, they're already dead.
Leonard, are you okay?
Oh, please. I recognize the walk of shame when I see it.
She stiffed you?
The board of directors insists he has a beautiful mind, I think he's just bananas.
...but you are not the only scientist in this apartment.
What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat?
And I'm seriously considering taking it to the next level.
Oh. You don't want that.
Tonight? Sure. That'd be great.
Oh, you didn't do that badly.