Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was afraid you were gonna get me jewelry, so...
This is Schmidt's fault.
Who wants to sit at a desk all day? Not me, I don't wanna have to do that.
- I'm "before." - Sure, you are, look at that.
Christmas Eve will find me
- You're very welcome. - You're welcome.
Oh, my God. - Please, this is my nightmare!
- What's that smell? - It's nothing.
Hey, guys, just pretend I'm not here and do whatever you guys are doing.
It's like she doesn't love you right now, Paul.
Yes!
I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
So, what's your deal, man? Why are you sitting here by yourself?
- Mommy won't let me sit in Santa's lap. - Heh. You have a smart mommy.
and made no reference that you are naked.
All dressed up. What, are you in The Temptations tonight?
I don't even know how to network.
It does smell terrible. It's like a dirty dish towel.
- I know what I'm getting my mom. - Oh, my God, Nick.
I feel so free.
This goes right to my mom.
I am so sorry. This is as rude as it gets.
in an accent but make direct eye contact.
We got a girl out here who'd really like to see the lights!
- She did, okay. - Yeah, no...
Don't lead him on, you'll just hurt him more.
Kyle's being ajerk.
No, I'm not the hair guy.