Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if I told you I knew the Celtics were a lock on game 7?
- Did it affect his power chop? - Yes, but not his log rolling.
I thought of that one last night.
comes from you never having made it as a player.
Hey! You don't want to play with Flaherty. He's crazy.
No one's dying. That lighter hasn't worked since Dukakis was governor.
You must love living in that fantasy world.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- What happened? - Keep singing!
- He has the gun! - Give him the keys!
- The nerve of that guy. - You're telling me.
- Keep up. Take a warning shot. - I'm a terrible aim. I might hit him.
Yes!
getting ready for game six of the NBA world championship
Tomorrow's gonna be the greatest day of my life.
- Look, we got to get him out of here. - I agree.
Let's mess him up.
Hey, beer!
we'd tie up Cal Ripkin Jr. He's white.
At centre, in his second big year from Croatia,
Get Scott!
Thou shalt not ruin the friggin' game for me!
Switch, switch!
But, well, I'm sure you wouldn't want to go.
You're just repeating what I said to placate me.
We can even cry! And I promise I won't try to smack him this time.
You think that if we see your face on TV a million times a day,
I wish I was a boat person! Their team didn't lose.
We loved the Celtics, when you played for them. You were the master.
If you was an old woman with no teeth, I'd still have you gummin'.
We're just joking around. We're not talking about a crime here, are we?
But you say the most important thing is they try their hardest
- What happened? - I think Lewis passed you the ball.
Yellow, purple, green and white, the Jazz are gonna win tonight!
Yeah, yeah. That's really nice of you, douche bag.
- Shit! That could have been my head! - I wish it was.
Oh, that was close.
I don't think your dad's gonna see you Sunday. Maybe February.
Let's play invent-a-drink.
Can you see, we are the bad luck guys
You are so far off...
These guys are so classy. There's no prize money here.
..he's the greatest player in the NBA.
- I don't have it. - Cough it up.
It's a Russian TOZ-35. Skanaker won the gold in the '72 Olympics with it.
- Put your good stuff on the bench. - I feel you, Coach.
He'll never win it.
at the end of this season, so this is their last chance at glory.
- Can you put the phone by the TV? - No problem. Hold on a second.
Fans like these, you can have 'em.
You're in big trouble for messing with Lewis Scott.
Go JAZZ
- He's gotta wear a hat or something. - We gotta go!
Hey, Coach Kimball!
Go all the way! Yes!
- Hey, you're Lewis Scott! - Who is Lewis Scott?
No, no. I couldn't. I gotta go to practice in the morning.
Doc Kaufman's on Monday!
- Let's go! Tape up! Play hard! - He's hurt, man!
Go home, Jazz! It's over!
That'll be good. Nobody wants a born-again Christian as their bitch.
Beautiful, Celts!
Don't cry
Cover you? You're covered. Oh, boy.
But people today... Their values are all out of whack.
Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2!
You are sick! You need help!
We’re the bad luck guys
I love the Celtics!
He's whipping up a bundt cake. - Good one, Dad. Bundt cake.
Grant Hill would have gone to church and come to practice early.
- That's me. - Holy shit! It's Jimmy!
- I don't want you to take it from me. - Do it for Bean Town, baby!
I think I need a hug with my hot dog today.
- You don't have to do this. - I want to.