Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd love to stay and throw up.
- Your gaslight's on. - Well, look for a filling station.
We’re Bad luck guys!
Everybody knows you're going to shoot the damn ball!
You’re the bad luck guy!
Does he make you hold his peenie when he takes a piss, too, Jimmy?
Hey, good to see you.
Hey, Kevin.
- Good pass! - Way to go!
Good call. No blood, no foul. - Quit whining and take your Midol!
HERE we go
Jimmy, it's a time-out! Utah's down by one.
You rationalize with them, listen to their side of the story.
- What are you doing? Put him in! - Messing with me, huh? I saw you.
- I won't let Celtics run my life. - How d'you think I feel?
In a case like that, that's a product I believe in, I suppose I would.
All our lives, we've taken from the Celtics.
Really? Well, look at this here.
- Let him go, Jimmy! - Otherwise we'll have a weenie roast!
-Just write the man a cheque. - It'll bounce.
You'd better do what Lewis Scott says, 'cause he owns your ass!
No way. If we get caught, we're going down together.
I bet you guys couldn't get past first base with the Budweiser frog.
Wow. That's good.
- I wanted to ask you something... - What about my fucking car?
It wasn't Chris McCarthy! It was us!
- Nick, lock it up! - Was that Lewis Scott?
Here we go! 24 minutes from heaven!
You know the Budweiser ad girl? Been there, done that.
- Why don't you try passing the ball? - Worry about your own game.
The Celtics are going to win!
10,000, what's that to him?
Hey, moron! The reason why he's a selfish ball hog is because...
Why do you do this? You're selfish. That kind of behaviour is inexcusable!
- You guys want to go to Doyle's? - See you there.
I can't stand seeing you in a good mood when they win
- Tell him we're his biggest fans. - Hey, Lewis Scott!
-Jesus, Jimmy, you clipped him! - No, that wasn't.
That's nice, Peanut. Now could you get me a grapefruit out of the fridge?
- $300. Cough it up. -Just pay the man.
On Tuesday night, the Celtics defeated Utah Jazz with 1 06-94.
- Shall we begin? - Indeed, sir.
Hey, listen. I got a little business proposition for you.
Mikey, there's a $20 penalty for writing out bounced cheques.
See, I can talk in the third person, too.
You actually get to play in the Garden! At the finals!
Then why don't you go get his white ass?
I hope you die!
- I'm going to throw up. - I appreciate that, man.
Got 'em!
Maybe something happened to him.
There it is, there it is, Scott, hoop!
Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music right
- They're going to win. - Why must you ruin this for me?
Scott?
- How'd I do? - Good one with the shoes.
Two. Six. One shot.
He lives right down the street. He's a plumber from Charlestown.
Grandma, I've done something terribly wrong.
The most important thing is that they win.
You won't believe who's in here. Lewis Scott!
Yeah, Lewis!
- You're still my hero. -Thanks.
- Come on, Lewis! - Lewis!
Hi. I'm Big Jim Fulton. When I'm cutting 'em, I reach for the best.
- Then you must be willing to die. -Jimmy! Jimmy!