Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey. Wear something purple.
Jimmy!
All right. Here we go!
That's a real tragedy. Now step back! I'll be with you in a moment.
Yeah. I'll bench my high scorer. Our fans won't want me too dead.
- This is football season. - Yeah.
Thank God. Wouldn't want nothing happening to the log rolling.
-Jimmy Flaherty. - They're an endangered species here.
And if I don't see one of your commercials, I'll let you go.
Sit down! Please, Lewis! Don't make me shoot you, man!
- Get upstairs, now! - Watch yourself.
- Write it anyway. -Jimmy!
I'm wearing Jack Nicklaus's jacket!
You know what? I'm in.
This is bizarre.
We just stopped by to bring some stuff you might need and to say goodbye.
It doesn't matter if we let him go now or later. Same thing.
Carol, look. I was thinking a lot about it, and you were right.
That was my 1 986 Bill Buckner ball.
You really shouldn't leave Jimmy all alone, Mike.
- Hi, darling. - Hi.
Keep changing channels. You're almost out. This is it.
Come on, buddy. Come and get me!
Lewis Scott has gone A WOL. Suddenly, Dennis Rodman doesn't seem so bad.
- You shut up! - Shut up, the both of you!
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you.
- Yeah, he sucked. - Sucked.
Gas. Let's stop for gas.
I saw that the other night. I was going to call you.
That's exactly why your so-called friend Mike treats you that way.
- Sorry, Coach. - Lewis is here. Lewis!
I'll play one-on-one with this hot dog any day!
There was a time in this country when sports were revered.
See a problem. solve a problem. choose your mindset
- What's going on? - Hello there, Mr Deion Sanders.
Josh doesn't have to stand in line, everybody!
Lewis, come on!
Tommy.
Celts, Celts, Celts, Celts!
taking something pure and twisting it around!
OK, I said it! I am not ashamed of it!
If Utah wins, we don't go to jail. If they miss it, the Celtics win.
Come on, Mr P.E., show me what you got.
- Big Jim Fulton! How's his shoulder? - He had that rotator cuff surgery.
Kidnapping is kidnapping. It doesn't matter if it's one day or three days.
Kimball has finally gotten through to his star guard.
I paid 300 bucks for this ticket. That's a frigging car payment!
'cause Lewis Scott would pulverize his big, fat, frumpy ass.
out in the Bermuda Triangle in a leaky raft dying of thirst.
there's no way Utah can win this game.
- You look worried. - Well, Josh, I am a little worried.
- Kimball! Put your best man in! - Shut up!
- Oh, Jeez, are you OK? - No, I'm not OK!
That would depend how drunk I got it.
Get in there. Seize the championship. We've got seven seconds.
Here it goes! Bring it down now! Bring it hard! That's it!
Jimmy, where are you going?
Sometimes you just gotta be tough with these guys.
You think Larry Bird has a picture of you,
your hand down a toilet, wrangling a turd?
Well, it all comes down to this.:
- Are you sure he's here? - Timmy and Patty swear he is.
If you're sitting in row 3, seat 6, you've been chosen for...