Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Excuse me, gym teacher. May I use the bathroom?
It wouldn't be a fair win.
He unites, uplifts and inspires.
- Thanks, Suzy. - It's on the house, Jimmy.
I want them to win.
- I mean Mike O'Hara. - And...
If you was my bitch, I'd do that to you.
- Good evening, sir. Ma'am. - Kevin.
Somebody’s On Fire!!!
Two white Irish guys who hate the Celtics, ain't that right, guys?
For fun.
Oh, God!
- You'd better untie me right now! - That's it! You want some of this?
Traitor! Back-stabber!
The first drink I'm going to make is called...
Don't cry. I was just being silly.
- Something's got to be done. - There's nothing to do.
Just the way you like it, Jimmy. I've even toasted the bun.
What a dick!
-Jeez. He's coming to. -Just relax and enjoy the ride!
They said he's dancing. He's dancing!
There is nothing you guys can't do! I believe in you. Believe in yourselves.
No, no, no, Lewis Scott is going to buy you two a drink.
the talk is that nobody has seen or heard from Lewis Scott.
Scott's never going to wake up. We may as well turn ourselves in now.
on God's green earth
..it's sad.
I'll play 1 on 1 with This hot dog anyday
I love him, but he's just not good for us.
Di...ane.
There are some people in this world, that's all they really understand.
Oh, God! Jimmy! Lewis Scott's in the bed!
I'm sorry, OK?
Mark! Turn on the tube. Help me out.
You didn't bet on the Celtics?
In the 80s, when the Celtics won the championship,
In a couple of weeks, this place is rubble. Jimmy, this is your destiny!
You guys suck so bad that Nike should take your shoes away!
That's not fair!
- Get the ball, boy, 'cause it's over. - It's not over till I say it's over!
I just want to spend some time with you guys, before I...
Can we not talk about sports?
Hey, guys.
A hero fights against injustice.
- You're going to root for me. - I'm not rooting for you!
They were on fire. Then something changed.
- Please don't take this from me! - You don't deserve it.
- You're beautiful! - Back on D!
Wear something purple.
- And he's dancing. What an asshole! - Thanks.
I was going to make them, too. I was in the mood.
Wish you was out there. I'd take you to school.
-Just guy stuff. - Having fun with the guys.
and beat the living snot out of him!
Here we go! Here we go!
Yeah, right.
I can grow, are you kidding me? I'm practically sprouting right now!
..your fabulous Boston Celtics.
I'm Lewis Scott.
Well, it could be worse. It's not like we're boat people
I didn't know you even had a gun.
Who are you, man?
He passed me the ball?
It looks like it's all Celtics here tonight.
Maybe you two should switch.
Kiss my ass Boston!!
Bounce!
- How? There's no toaster here. - I used my curling iron.
- Hey! - This way, dumb ass!
and have fun.
You wouldn't see Big Jim Fulton hawking chainsaws.
- Do it! - No can do, man.
- We're probably going to jail. - What do we do?
Please give a big hand to Jimmy Flaherty!
Some eggs, sausages and bacon and make a Spanish omelette.
That thought crossed my mind.
- You can't bench me. - You're benched! Sit down!