Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You go backdoor towards the basket for the lay-up.
Oh, no.
It takes courage to speak the truth in this town.
- Mr Cousy, don't steal the ball. - Take your best shot.
I just want to look him in the eye. Cover me. I'm going in.
I'll play one-on-one with this hot dog any day!
I would very much like to be one. Let's lead our Celtics to victory!
Hahahahaha
-Jimmy's got one. - This one is called Jimmy's dick.
I'm Bob Cousy...
- Obsessed. - Obsessed with sports. You're right!
Mike. These are divorce papers.
Maybe your lucky seat is my lucky seat for the second half.
- Relax. He doesn't know our names. -Jimmy Flaherty and Mike O'Hara.
- Shep, you all right? - I think your pass messed me up.
But we'll kick your ass next year!
But it fills the gap.
Come on, let's do it. One, two, three, Jazz.
- Lewis! I'm going to Disneyland! - Good.
You miserable son of a bitch!
We can talk it out. We'll talk, we can hold each other.
Hey, not my fault.
- Yeah, it's me. Step on it. - Get out of my cab.
Got a minute?
All right, work it down now.
Just suck up the energy. All right. Listen up.
Hey, Ed, here we go!
All right. I am going to pay Nick the landlord.
Officer!
It's pathetic. You should learn something about loyalty.
So let's do it.
Yeah. What changed since first half?
Lewis passes the ball! The only man more surprised than me was Sheppard.
Oh, God!
Sonnez les matines Sonnez les matines
You were right! I think I've become a little bit...
where there's nothing at stake. We're talking about
- Good game tonight, Lewis. - What's up, old timer?
Let her go. Who needs a loving, supportive wife like that?
Hey, Cramden, where are we going?
He wouldn't have said it if he didn't mean it. You're the greatest.
Nobody sends my man to jail. Let's go. Come on, you asshole.
Lunch is almost ready.
Mr Scott, I think you're the greatest.
Right. That would've been a technical.
Yes. What are you smiling about?
We've no choice. If we let him go now,
It means you set the back pick on the box on the weak side for Tom!
- What did you do that for? - I'm sick of your bullshit!
- That is not going to happen. - Fine. There's bars on the window.
It's Carol and Tommy. Get him in there!
Squashed like a squirrel on the highway. Thank you for the update.
We won! He listened to you, Mikey!
- Get out of my cab now. - What is this? The Twilight Zone?
- In the biblical sense? -Just say we never made it to church.
JJ McCarthy?
Shut up before I bring your head over here and use it as a cue ball.
I can't believe it's going three games…
What Kind of loser would want to be an aterisk?
Some bitter ex-high school player who never really made it?
-Jimmy, how could you? - Baby, let me explain.
- I'm your biggest fan! How are you? - Don't I know you?
Is this racism? A backlash from the O.J. Simpson verdict?
- It's over. He's gone now. - The virus has been destroyed.
New?
I'd like to get him in a room, tie him down,
He had this to say about Tuesday's game.
- Kick their butt, baby? - Are you really rooting for Utah?
We need time to figure this out. Why don't you get us some coffee and food?
- Let's play! - I'm going right. Oops.
If your septic tank is backing up, your hot water takes a leak,
If Lewis Scott ever let you take a shot, you'd wet your frigging pants!
That just proves no one's above it. What about you, doo-doo-digger?
- Two-fifty-five! Hut-hut-hut! - Blitz him, blitz him, blitz him!
- Shut up! - Come on, hit the weight room!
here at this grudge match, a David and Goliath contest between
- Get that prick out! - Foul him! I want him dead!
Fans like you make me sick.
- What, and you do? - At least I'd appreciate it.
HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT FRIDAY’S GAME
- You guys are well-educated fans. - We want to buy you a drink!
Why? Is it so unusual you're not at practice?
Watch his ass!
I've got 1 25 channels on the dish.
- What is this? - The rest of your stuff.
- And who have we been rooting for? - The Celtics!
Jimmy, you've got...Mike, and he's got a wife and a kid.
All right, you suffered long enough. Get in there. Let's win this one!
- You don't deserve a friend like this. - Damn straight.
So you'd hold on to him until after the Celtics win the championship?
- Fix my toilet. - OK.