Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Root for Utah!
We move the ball. Lewis gets here, passes to Dale...
I'll play 1-1 with This hot dog anyday
You see a problem; you solve the problem. It’s coaching
I kidnap the greatest player in the NBA, and you don't know who he is!
Defence, defence!
- Why do you collect all this junk? - I like it. It's a hobby.
No, no, no, no.
- Big game tomorrow. - The Celtics have to win.
I don't know about this, Jimmy.
- What's your relationship to them? - I know these two jerks.
There'd be an asterisk next to it in the record book.
Do it! Destiny!
Yeah, OK. I'll get some bananas and make banana pancakes.
Selling those wieners!
I'll call you if I need you.
- A new Celtics dynasty is beginning. - They're gonna do it.
- I mean it! Get out of here, now! - Not going.
Well, Jimmy wouldn't talk like that if he didn't have a gun,
It's not really a good time right now.
Why don't you go jump on the trampoline? You'll feel better.
Than to shoot Tommy for my big wife’s dick grab
You know.
Bring it in. Huddle up, boys.
Crosswoods Roblox sucks, Crosswoods Roblox sucks, Crosswoods Roblox sucks, Crosswoods Roblox sucks. Yep, Crosswoods Roblox Sucks, so it will get you ban, if you join the game.
Grandma? Are you watching the Bruins game?
Your mom and I are getting divorced. See you, Tommy.
Mike, you got a wife and a kid!
I already did that. Celtics are gonna blow out Utah tomorrow.
Be quiet. I'm tired of your negativity.
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan
- So what? - You're the bad luck guy.
Bing! Gotcha!
I can't believe this guy is trying to take my championship away from me!
Scott is duct-taped in my bed and I don't think he did it himself.
Heading into the 2nd half, the Celtics leading a listless Utah Jazz 52 to 38,
We must've done it when he passed out. We kidnapped him.
It's over.
- Root for Utah. This is a nightmare. - I think I'm going to throw up.
- What are you up to? - Having dinner with friends.
Shouldn't you be planting evidence on somebody this time of night?
- Kimball, you're blowing it! - You don't like it, do you?
- What's the deal with the jerseys? - Yeah!
And what have you done? What's your claim to fame?
It would have our names next to it.
What is this? I thought you two were Utah fans.
Can’t you see, we are the bad luck guys.
Excuse me.
- Yeah, that's me, John Dillinger. - Relax, I'm just going to pee.
Keep 'em coming!
Good luck, guys.
- Keep feeding me the rock. - Thanks for the pep talk, asshole.
And...why is this man tied up?
- Talk about your textbook A-hole. - Blaming the team, right?
- Here we go, Celtics. - Here we go!
Chris McCarthy!
If somebody gets caught, it's going to be me. I'll take the fall.
Here's to you. Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah?
And I'm crazy enough to do it. I'd do it.
There!
I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you.
Screw you. I was trying to be nice. But you are hopeless.
I saw Kevin when I was out. I hinted about us.
- Dad, what happened? - Tommy.
I traded my Gordie Howe skates for it.
- Untie me, baby. I'm home free. - No, we got ESPN-2 coming up.
This one is called The Boston Celtics.
OK. Come on, Lewis, you pansy, let's go!
We should get out of here. Carol was pissed. She might be calling the cops.
tie him up and hold him till after we finish that game tomorrow.
Back to your seats! Now!
At guard, at six foot three, number 1 1...
- Flaherty Plumbing. - It's Patty and Timmy.
- Bean Town! - I hate fans.
Let's play. A pack of Oscar Mayer fat-free turkey dogs for the winner.