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I will get it under control.

What's going on?

- I'm sorry, I mean it. - I appreciate that, but I have to go study.

This because I froze the account?

I figured we were partners. I wanted to be a team player.

a chain of very successful yogurt shops.

Bugs Life. Not "Bugs Land."

i believe i deserve some recognition from this congress.

Tell you what. Gesture of good faith.

who will prescribe you some sort of medication.

- No, he's holding a 3,000-pound marlin. - Yep.

Without money, the site can't function.

993. We are so close.

- I can't. - Why?

I've been licensed to practice law for all of 20 months,

- They're not so bad. - I'm just saying.

- And this is my brother, Cameron. - Excellent.

Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?

You know, maybe we can all go out and grab a drink.

We recognize that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook,

Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question.

but Baylor already had a social network on campus.

"Cameron" spelled the usual way.

To AKPis' First Party of the Fall Semester

My name's on the masthead.

when Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss and Divya Narendra

Divya Narendra or Harvard Connection?

- The lawyer is their father's house counsel. - Do they have grounds?

pay them, in the scheme of things... it's a speeding ticket

And how's it going so far?

In fact, it was that level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours.

You enter into a code of ethics with the university, not with each other.

- Sorry, what? - I already found a house for rent

The main difference between what we're talking about and MySpace or Friendster,

Current Status: Wired In!

You don't wanna read it.

It's been live for more than 36 hours.

They'll hire private detectives who'll follow you day and night.

you referenced Howard Winklevoss' consulting firm.

Attention... Go!

If you guys were the inventors of titty fucking... you'd of invented titty fucking.

That's what happened to you?

I opened a new account and put $18,000 in it.

They came to me with an idea, I had a better one.

- Listen, I put him... - Sean!

Catherine, I've got students in my office now.

Drop the Re Just “Org”

Drop the “chip”…. Just “chocolate cookie”

"- What? - Fashion. Fashion Is Never Finished."

- We have to. - Why?

I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns could work on the site

Yes that's absolutely right Brutally close

I'm gonna find your mother.

We're done for the day.

So I'll suggest again that the two of you come up with a new new project.

- We don't know that any of that's true. - You can read about it.

I need to do something to take my mind off her.

- Back to work. - Okay.

- On the home page? - On every page.

why it's so hot? Don't know..

- Congratulations, dude. - Congratulations.

It was just a diversity thing. Just ride that horse until...

We don't need him.

Kind of like Napster?

We're gonna start you off with a $500,000 investment.

95% isn't cool. You know what's cool?

Drop "Direct". Just COmmerce It's Cleaner

She said, "Facebook me and we can all go for a drink later,"

They pointed that out.

We could do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.

I'm just calling it the Wall.

It's gonna be out of control. You gotta come back for it.

- Sure. - Good.

You sent my client 16 e-mails. In the first 15 you didn't raise any concerns.

We don't even know what it is yet.

- I didn't know they take SATs in China. - They don't.

Smush the words together Its cleaner

I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall with Mark,

I don't understand, I don't understand. Why not?

to understand the difference between right and wrong.

Yeah, we... Yes.

And, by the way, he's in violation of Harvard law.

- You mean other students. - Yeah.

Get on board with this, man.

They say one unflattering word about you in public, you own their wife and kids.

There isn't a snake, but I need to ask you something.

I'm coming back for everything

What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to?

Before we begin with our questioning, you're allowed to make a statement.

Cam, he's violated Massachusetts state law.

- That was your father's lawyer? - It was his in-house counsel.

I’ve read enough about each player

Let me tell you why I'm asking.

It's not a coincidence.

m 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.

I'd like to freeze this bank account

Drop the ‘The’. It’s cleaner

Don't ever apologize to anyone for losing a race like that.

It's not polite to ask.

He said even his most pathetic friends

Twenty-two thousand?

- Good morning. - Good morning, sir.

You scared me. I need you to knock.

Sean, how are you? Come on in.

Look at me face And tell me don't know what im talking about

When did you get this?

Whitehouse.gov is the most prestigious email address in the country

You don't just go to a party anymore.

Thirty-nine days after Mr. Zuckerberg's initial meeting with my clients,

- Here you go. - No, no, no. Wait!

IN ALL HONESTY I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY LAWYERS.

When you go fishing, you can catch a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish.

Your Highness, this is Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss.

What was your latest preneur Deez candy sticks

Well, you do. That was cryptic, so you do speak in code.

and we're gonna have to pay them something.

You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this.

It's a Valentine's Day theme. They're playing love songs.

I didn't mean to be cryptic.

It's moving faster than any of us ever imagined it would.

We'll split it, 70/30.

There was a lot of handshaking, a lot of congratulations.

- You don't even know what the thing is yet. - Exactly.

Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole.

Well, as CFO, I had set up some meetings with potential advertisers.

This is what drives life at college. "Are you having sex or aren't you?"

Mr. Saverin, have you ever done anything

So I went to California, and I went straight to the new offices.

I've spent hours watching what people do when they log on.

Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda.

This is what we needed. We're going to Summers.

Our first programmer graduated and went to work for Google.

15 meters of lazy river, two putting greens, and a lot of bedrooms

and I could get a jury to believe

- Ashleigh? - The intern.

A new website called Facebook. Do you have this in America?

The party's over!

And that's where you're headed. A billion-dollar valuation.

'Cause you go to BU.

Well, I can't do that.

Twenty-two thousand?

I'll get out of here.

Speaking of flowers, I'm putting together a party after the party at Kappa Eta Sigma.

When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook?

When your client tells you their financial goals and you're ready to help them reach a whole new level of wealth.

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and instances of theft, misappropriation or...

- Economics. - Right.