Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I should just kick your ass.

The site got 2,200 hits within two hours?

He's expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford.

'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs.

This building's 100 years older than the country it's in, so do be careful.

And the other 15?

Can you please repeat the question?

And we're not suing anybody.

White republicans That learned how to talk

and it certainly was not the act of a friend.

What do you mean?

I'm devastated by that.

Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company?

- Mark... - That I said that stuff to her?

- I made it. - You did.

I'll let you know how the party is.

Look at these girls. Right or left?

You were told that if new investors came along...

Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting?

violating individual privacy by creating the website www.facemash.com.

Excellent. Moving right along.

And as somebody who's just really embarrassed the company in a bad way...

I can read about you torturing birds. Since when...

He blogged about you.

You're talking about fashion? Really, you?

Shit that makes sense.

When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win

I changed the music industry for better and for always.

You're not a psychiatrist, but what?

That's what I want for you.

did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means?

Drop the "Standing." Just "The Last Samurai."

How do you do this thing where you manage to get all girls to hate us?

Every once in a while, I hop on and stir the pot to get a good debate going.

but you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every student's picture.

Okay, Eduardo, did Mr. Zuckerberg say anything to you after you signed the papers?

Drop the lowercase letters. Just “Facebook” in all caps. It’s cleaner.

It's called the Harvard Connection.

Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes.

You were accused of animal cruelty.

Don't ever apologize to anyone for suggesting a house like that.

When did you approach Mr. Todd for the idea of “the golf app”

Well, very nice to meet you.

I thought they were My lawyers

One on the left.

You never did anything to embarrass the company or even seriously jeopardize it?

is showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday.

You know this is where they filmed Towering Inferno?

- That's a good analogy. - Okay.

Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free.

Good to see you, Officer. What can I do for you?

Sorry I drafted Paris, Texas!

state the ownership as follows: 65% for Mark Zuckerberg,

Did I use any of your code?

- Of course I'm not saying that, sir. - I'm saying that.

Doesn't that sound good?

Now, here's the most impressive statistic.

not just at Harvard, but in the world.

We're Gentlemen of Harvard

All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently...

It probably was a diversity thing.

"to get a site like this to run"?

It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel

I meant to catching the marlin instead of the 14 trout.

There was one more meeting scheduled for the New York trip.

Are you guys using Spikes or Ghost Missiles?

You're gonna introduce me to people

A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid.

Comparing women to farm animals.

No, not Roth. Manningham.

- Anne? - Yes, sir?

"'I can do a classier job than they can and I did it in a week."'

coming back to school for at least a semester,

And people had the ability to invite, or not invite, their friends to join.

I want punitive relief, I want my chips salty And I want Juanitas dead

How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down.

What's that gonna do?

this telecast is copyrighted by nfl for the private use of our audience any other use this telecast or any pictures description or accounts this game without nfl's consent is prohibited

Drop the “t”. Just “Mat”. It’s cleaner

College kids are online because their friends are online

"'were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?"'

I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check.

Browse around. Maybe it's someone you just met at a party.

- Excuse me! - Yes, sir.

- You can use a CD. - You can do it off of me.

"The Facebook is an online directory that connects people

We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school. We've won trophies for this school.

What happened to Sean?

That is a priceless asset I'm not giving up.

Tyler Winklevoss.

You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it

Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programing.

we made a list of every school within 100 miles...

Good luck with your graduation

What are you doing?

They wanna have drinks later.

Super Rugby Fantasy Commercialisation

Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.

next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter.

I read your blog.

I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and tell you Hillary Clinton is the president of the United States.

You came to California.

And you just never bothered to change it?

I said I'd help.

I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind.

You're 20 minutes late.

Don't you get that?

I go to my first punch party tomorrow.

They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache.

Erica Albright's a bitch.

Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts. Did you know I sent 47 texts?

It'll be because you're an asshole.

doesn't know how to change his Relationship Status on Facebook?

No, no, take your time.

Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. They were programmers.

- What? - Fashion. Fashion is never finished.

Mr. Zuckerberg,

- That can't possibly be true. - It is.

No, I know what the word means. I'm asking how you wanna do it.

Mark, are you praying?

Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way.

Use Sweet Kamikazes.

Not even remotely true, and I can promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts

THE HOMELESS ROCKSTAR OF PAULO ALTO

Because I do. Now here's the arrangement.

- Mackey. - Yes, sir.

drop the 'aviation' Just bond, it's cleaner

Hey, Mark's here.

And he is a houseguest living here rent free

No, this'd be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl.

If the servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.

It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me.

Like getting punched.

Did you like being a joke? Do you wanna go back to that?

I'm sorry, I was looking at the architecture

Students. Undergrads.

We had a zip line to the pool.

Yes, that's absolutely right. Brutally Close.

We were supposed to meet at 9:00.

What my brother means is, if Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room

they're not Jewish, and they can't dance.

He comes up with an idea for a high-end place

You should be proud of that right there. Don't worry if you don't make it any further.

pay them, in the scheme of things... it's a speeding ticket

I think Wardo's jealous.

Drop the "the" just Test app

And then before I left he said...

Seriously, I'm on the thing like five times a day.

Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative Board hearing.

Who knew? The music industry doesn't have a sense of humor.

You had one friend.

Have I said something wrong?

150,000 members, Wardo.

"'a couple of years to get around to it.