Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We are about to find it in evidence.

Drop the lowercase letter. Just shout FACEBOOK in all caps.

That's my inhaler

- Mark, this is Divya Narendra, our partner. - Hi.

Was that a parable?

I honestly wasn't jealous. I was nervous.

Drop the “the”

"Bloody hell! Why do I have to code in American English, mate?"

- Why didn't you show me this letter? - I didn't think it was a big deal.

The question is,

I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at.

Yes, all behind a Pix Firewall Emulator. But here's the beauty.

Remember the algorithm on the window at Kirkland?

Every tenth line of code written, they have to drink a shot.

I can't have this, Wardo.

Hey, guess what?

- The Facebook? - You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark.

But then I started reading.

You deserve recognition?

-It was bill gates. -shit that makes sense.

Okay, anybody else feel like there's something up with this guy?

The shoe is on the other table

I mean, we need a gifted programmer who's creative.

To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional?

I mean, what do you do?

So where the hell is Eduardo?

And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true.

...the courts are always at your disposal. Is there anything else I can do for you?

A million miles isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion miles.

- You wanna talk to me alone for a minute? - Sure.

"to really draw the attention and gain the critical mass necessary

It was Bill Gates.

We never heard that before.

- Why? - Because they're exclusive.

and I can assure you of its sophistication.

I like standing next to you, B

- And you're gonna have to pay a little extra. - Why?

Open your present. It's a silk scarf.

Who's Eduardo Saverin?

What? Why do we need my laptop?

And then he went on to his second business venture,

- We're gonna go to the restroom. - Okay.

The site's live.

Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook,

You know Peter Thiel?

Good call, Mr. Olson.

Your father's in commercial real estate and your mother's 10 years sober.

When did you approach Mr. Saverin with the idea for The Facebook?

you're not a part of interns

Drop the cashtag just higher, it's cleaner

- Mark, I'm not speaking in code. - Erica.

If you guys were the inventors of titty fucking... you'd of invented witty fucking.

You're obsessed with finals clubs

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied.

- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. - Okay, it's okay. Be cool.

Absolutely, Mr. Parker.

Can I continue with my deposition?

Lose the "I" Its Cleaner

We were waiting.

HEY DAVID!!!! - be quite zoopadi, he's wired in

It is the true digitalization of real life.

And look, I wanna see everyone here geared up for a party.

Seven different people spammed me the same link.

A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie,

A three-hour low-rate technical row before breakfast.

- And Sean thinks we have... - Sean is not part of this company.

Excuse me, Mark?

- I love working with business majors. - I'm telling you.

MILITIA: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS YET. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

Well, I founded an Internet company that let folks download and share music for free.

- Excuse us for inviting you in. - To the bike room.

I kinda like new blood in the group chat.

You're welcome to some salad.

and I had to feed my chicken, so I...

- Is this a joke? - No, it's not.

The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook,

And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.

- Millions? - Yes.

Mark, Jesus, I quit the internship.

- You made a masthead. - Yeah.

Drop the “R.” Just “EMEA.” It’s cleaner.

take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my ping-pong room.

Is it Stanford?

- But you made a name for yourself. - And you are dry.

- He made The Facebook. - Yeah.

She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her.

and what's with damien? well he was in rehab and is on hollywood squares with margaret and is studying hairdressing.

- So, you ever been inside the Porcellian? - No.

of a Harvard final club called the Porcellian.

"'Everyone's been talking a lot about a universal facebook within Harvard,' he says."

- Look... - Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that.

White republicans are just people Who learned how to talk

Chris is director of publicity,

- You froze our account? - I did.

Seriously, what the hell’s the chicken?

You don't think...

- Mr. Winklevoss. - That was a tough beat.

200 million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool?

We know that it is cool.

You know how embarrassing it was for me to try to cash a check today?

He founded Napster when he was 19. He can be late.

Watch what else.

I'm talking about a jury.

they have a right to give it a try,

Mr. Zuckerberg was cheating on his final exam?

You don't want any lunch?

Whatever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin?

It was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew.

Unless it's a coincidence, I think this is us.

He’s wired in.

Drop the "The." Just "Facebook."

But check it out, I saw him today.

It's time for them to see this in Sotuh Korea

they'll make shit up.

I haven't gotten in yet.

If you guys were the inventors of titty fucking... you'd of invented titty fucking.

Oh, he's wired in.

- And I have connections to VCs. - No real players.

But this is gonna be news now.

Sean Parker founded Napster.

Relax, it's fine.

It's called a cease-and-desist letter. What were their names?

I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were reading the letter.

This is Harvard, where you don't plant stories and you don't sue people.

You have part of my attention. You have the minimum amount.

How much were your thrones diluted? How much were his?

So what were their names?

How's the internship? How's Christy?

Well, then I would suggest that you let your imaginations

I've got champagne.

and we think it's great.

Anne, how did they get this appointment?

Does anybody hear that banging?

I'm sorry. I was looking at the architecture.

I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney...

- Bullshit. - Not to us.

I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior.

Drop the "the" Just American Chestnut, It's Cleaner

15 Pulitzer Prize winners, two future Olympians, and a movie star.

She's Insanely Jealous, She's Irrational, And I'm Frightened Of Her

She almost killed it

What's my major?

There's a snake in here, Amy.

But I'm really hoping it's Cats That Look Like Hitler,

You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company,