Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He stole our website.

I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class

I'm supposed to write about these four paintings.

Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the first day.

I didn't know you guys got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil.

did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss,

between Jewish guys and Asian girls.

We'd like to work with you.

I can tell them to turn the music down.

The question was, "What did you talk about?"

Okay, we are expanding to Yale and Columbia.

- The homeless rock star of Palo Alto. - All right.

so I'm going to have to get all the images

You stole our whole goddamn idea

Okay. But they manage to make money selling pants.

And I showed up late. I don't even know who the speaker was.

That's not mine.

Drop the “The”. Just “Degenerates”.

- Do you see any of your code on Facebook? - Sy, could you...

Full course load. Studying.

Thank you very much for your time, sir.

I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi!

you'd have invented Facebook.

Mr. Saverin. Hey. Right over here.

Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before?

- Yes. - How did you feel the meetings went?

"So we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night."

Don't screw around with me now. Look at me.

I wasn't wearing my contacts.

A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Cum

And once you do get results, they don't link directly to the images.

Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's!

"I have a CS problem set that I'm just getting started with

We’re gentlemen of Harvard

- I'm Bob. - How you doing?

'Cause The Facebook is cool,

- I'm so high. - No, you're not.

I'll be right back.

You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls.

when he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room.

I'm the business end of this company.

Ashleigh? Me? No.

Ma'am, I know you've done your homework,

I told him I thought it sounded great.

How did you know that?

So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script.

No, this would be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl

But mostly how Mark had to... He had to come to California.

Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler and our business partner Divya.

It's better to be accused of necrophilia.

He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did.

All right. Thanks, guys.

"Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?" And he'll say, "I am."

So, tell me about your progress.

Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?

Everyone getting their own

You would have gotten him in the second round

Drop the .AI Just .com

November 30th, 2003.

- Which Roosevelt? - Theodore.

or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches?

Walker spelled the usual way, and my last name is the same as my brother’s

She was under oath.

he'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board, he'd gotten a lot of notoriety.

Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit.

No, it says I could face legal action.

Are you kidding me? I could've been killed.

Yes, have you ever heard so many different good things

FINAL Club. Not finals club.

you're telling me an administrator on the rope doesn't know how to update his icon on the rope?

and I'm talking as the business end of the company, the site...

If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.

- It works. - Who should we send it to first?

- First time. - Mine, too.

Or you could get into a final club.

For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas,

If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,

Cause I’m not coming back with a 3k go-kart IM COMING BACK WITH HRT

I'm late for biochem.

its time for them to see this in South Korea

- I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point. - Please, arrive at the point.

Can we do that? It's been almost three hours.

Imgur isn't cool You know what's cool

And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me.

So that was why.

Why does your Status say "single" on your Facebook page?

I was nice to you. Don't torture me for it.

Let me rephrase this.

Drop the "I" Just DOSA, it's clean

I wasn't making a comment on your appearance.

which is that getting there first is everything.

Just because something's trite doesn't make it less true.

Drop the “Collazo.” It’s cleaner that way.

What do you mean?

You're Sean Parker?

Do I have your full attention

Your phone does work.

"This week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work,

Okay. Did he add anything else?

You made the right choice.

and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.

You think this is such a good idea?

Happy ending, right?

He's gonna look at all this and if he thinks it's appropriate

I asked what your plan for the...

in order to get the attention of the clubs.

- Yes. - A total of $19,000 now.

People who go on The Facebook

We don't even know what it is yet. We don't know what it is.

Tyler Winklevoss.

Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programing.

You're saying it's unusual for 4:00 in the morning?

Yeah, but, you know, it was probably just a diversity thing.

You're obsessed with finals clubs.

Man, that's an awful lot of traffic.

because you're not a member.

And you're here because...

That's my roommate.

Well, looks like that cease-and-desist letter really scared the shit out of him, huh?

Drop the "le" just "101"

William Taft Elementary, for a little while.

The Facebook is cool, that's what it's got going for it.

- You're a zillionaire. - Not technically.

Everything's great.

He was right, California's the place we've gotta be.

Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now

Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

And then he got around to The Facebook.

Christy's crazy.

People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends,

Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper?

I didn't know whether to dress for the party or for the business meeting,

Mr. Saverin, what happened after the initial launch?

Drop the "East." Just "Palestine."

My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer

Let's line up some shots.

- How much more? - About 200 more.

This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars.