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like you don't even speak English.
- How you doing? - Fine, thank you.
Fuck you Fuck you
If everything's all right, you come back out and tell us.
Let's see, um -
What?
- Pretty thing like you? Why not? - I don't know.
and I finally come up with it.
Be careful, Jack! Watch out the trees.
Seems like we passed this fork hours ago.
You know, we could starve to death out here.
- Shit. What are you lookin' at, dogface? - Shut up.
♪ Now ♪
And I love to catch, to dream.
Very true story.
I don't know, Bob. It was, like, voodoo or something, you know?
♪ Your house is on fire Your children are alone ♪
Why don't you do, like, a little, you know -
Very "closed." Ta! Ta! Ta!
Man, my thing was cool, boy, you know. I had my things goin', you know.
Well, it's 46 degrees.
No.
- Put the smart-ass in the car. - It's all wrong, man.
♪ And this is the time I'd love to be holding you tight ♪
So, but you are sure you must leave today?
I understand.
♪♪
Right now we're gonna hear a little more music.
It's gonna be beautiful, man.
♪ Your house is on fire Your children are alone ♪
- Oh, no. - All in the same day.
Why am I an asshole?
- ♪ It's really coming down ♪ - ♪ Drip drop, drip drop ♪
- Bye. - So long.
How long was I asleep?
you will come to a place where it becomes two roads.
I "ham" a good egg.
♪ Hey, little bird Fly away home ♪
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
♪ Your house is on fire and your children are alone ♪
♪ Hey, little bird Fly away home ♪
Why is that always so fuckin' hard for you?
Escape. Yes, escape.
Okay. Okay.
I was framed. I'm completely innocent. You understand?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
But I am no joke.
♪ Hey, little bird Fly away home ♪
Don't shoot me! Don't -
These guys -
- I'm on my way up. - Yeah.
Whatever you want. Check it out. I got the right connects.
♪♪
- Move! - Spread 'em out.
Very strange mother, my mother.
I hate you. You're so damn stubborn and stupid.
Shit.
♪ Oh, lady, now, now ♪
Shit.
If we go to Texas, we get caught, we're fucked.
I think that's unbelievable, man.
- Didn't I give you a match this morning? - That was five, six hours ago.
Maybe you should just go back to New York or Detroit or Baltimore.
♪ Hey, little bird Fly away home ♪
All right, it's no secret.
I'm gonna be sending this one out to, uh -
Excuse me. Excuse me.
♪ Make sure they play my theme song ♪
Why can't you just stay at one station a while?
You know.
♪♪ ♪ Of the time ♪
Let's hear a little somethin' from Earl King, New Orleans's own.
I'm gonna just be enjoying the luxury of the car and the girls.
Hey, where is he?
- It's my car. - It's your ass.
He's Jack. I'm Zack.
Out kinda early this evenin', huh?
it was a very particular day -
I could use some imaginary pie and coffee.
Me, yes, uh, c-c-cigarette help me...