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Half of her blood used to be my blood.
Do they think this is funny? 'Cause it's not.
I will.
Life is tough with your plushy bedding And your tushy-petting-getting
If you connect the dots like this
You might wanna come see the Bethesda Fountain.
You're not gonna hear this guy squawking about no-no stuff 'cause I need this job.
Then a bike group bikes by, bye-bye
thanks to my relationship with the owner of The Dispatch,
-Maybe it's the skyline? -These could be towers
Let's seal the deal up, club a seal up Show me where to sign
Cliff-hanger.
It's cold.
Lace my girdle, file down my skin tags
You put it together. I mean, because you just told me.
You're gonna apologize to the park.
Tonight when this tagger strikes, we are going to take them out.
Doggy's good leash is at the cleaners, so I have to use this old one.
The one-man tag team.
Of course.
Which leads to-- Well, let me just put it this way
-Owen, it's Elwood. -Yeah, no, I know.
I couldn't bear it Knowing where my future life could lead
Now, if my watch is correct, it's cake o'clock in the break room.
Oh, for the love of...
Night vision goggles, ghillie suits, flare, super-duper-bright flashlights.
It's silly. You're being silly, Paige.
-I'm tired, okay? -Oh, yeah, you look tired.
We got a graffiti situation.
Say what?
By the way, you've been sending that idiot a box of bees every day, right?
Shake it willy-nilly Shake it willy-nilly
-Do you know why I think that is? -Tell us.
Gootch, hope you haven't been defacing my park today.
But look, I taught Shampagne a new trick on our walk.
I got your note on the fridge.
Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems like writing on a public place, what's the point?
Paige! Paige! Hello.
-It got so dark. -We wanted just a little bit of light.
Gonna shake it Willy, willy-nilly, hey