Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go to the naughty mat Now!
This sounds like a family thing. I'll leaveyou two alone.
# Goodmorning, U.S.A. ##
Can you say "Vacuum"? F*** you!
Great! Now I gotta spend all night putting peanut butter in pancreas traps.
yes beryl stoifffferiqueifcarpetetrette? what do you want? i want to pifer out the perfuls in pollyottes guitlttllly.
Hey I know Roger! Santa Claus covers himself with butter so he can slip right down the chimney! Ding dong, you're wrong. And you know what else? I don't think there is a way he can get down the chimney.
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That was a nice tribute she did. And now ladies and gentlemen, for a special performance to Francine, here are Turanga Leela. And, Roger. Never know how much I love you. Never know how much I care. When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that’s so hard to bear. You give me fever.
We interrupt this broadcast with a breaking story.
You’re A big Fat PUSSY
In the morning. Fever all through the night. Okay, here comes the Spanish part.
Anyway, great visiting with you, Francine. I'll be in the study.
- Mr. Smith, you're not making sense. - Playing the race card already?
Smile. Oh, no!
- I understand there's a problem. - I understand there's a solution.
"Dulce Noriega (AKA D Nor) has 12GB of child porn on his computer." Shelly pointed out. "What a twatty!" said Roger.
Why is there a fuckin' big fat plum? If you got this clip from the plum basket, that would be so funny
I AIN'T YO DADDY I'M UNCLE HOMER!
who is about to fall victim to a terrible evil-
Underdog Productions
You deserve the truth, so here it is, all ofit.
Why is there a fuckin' big fat gun?
One last time and I'm done forever!
I'm in the other one. Excuseth me, English.
Jerome play darts
Hey, maybe until Dad gets better, l can clean the gutters.
titty boob huge fuck.
And a surprise phone call is about to make Hayley's 19th year even better. This is your birthday present from Grandma Dawson.
- We'll giveyou one town- Langley Falls. - Done.
Awesome job, Dad! I really think we're winning the war on urges.
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Where's your father? His dinner's getting cold.
Good morning Mrs. Simmons. Good morning Diane. Good morning Francine.
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Cookie!!! Roger! No no no no! Roger please! I’m begging you! Do not eat the letter of the day!
Debase themselves...
They're teaching sex education at school.
Oh, now, why would you say that?
and look at my aquarium all day long.
Where is it? Huh? Where is it? I know it's in here somewhere!
This is a permission slip to watch Hayley and Roger get punished. Steve, I'm going to count to three. If you don't leave Hayley and Roger alone by the time I count to three, I will take you to your bedroom for the night. I am not joking. One! Two!
I'm still decent. I'm just a victim ofthis evil-spewing smut box.
Oh, okay, but, uh, the affected area is my-
yes beryl virjuicsial? what do you want? i want to cap off twisttorquenettes.
Twatty! nono! you better stop that! Gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp! Ugh, what a dumbleSNORE!
You filthy Ohian. ERRRRM, did bro just say ohio???? in the big 24?????????
You've gotyour fly tying, your gun cleaning, your decoupage.
Most of the users on this website do not know how to touch themself. This is because they're all filthy stinkin' minors.
Besides, I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm healing.
Hayley, what the hell’s wrong with you? Finish him!
Roger, HANDS OFF! I've done a wee!
we lost the ring so we're doing the ritual. ommah varitas manus dei. thou sacrifice doust meat. latinis latrine orber i'col of uut'd ff'a rings mountain nooooooooooo! stop the ritual i'm not marrying in a demonic dark wedding!
Get your hands off her or you're going to the rug. Okay? Hayley, I wish your mother would die.
Oh, what fresh hell is this?
Having a Great Night!
I don't know. I do not know.
what
"You Want It When?"
I've had a hobby since I was your age...
I’m Being So Fight You Daveah!
Okay, hereyou go.
No I'm answering it Francine. Is there a way I'm going to do a good job on our daughter's birthday surprise! Stan answers the phone.
Good morning, U.S.A.
squatting on your brain like an octopus.
I would have gladly gone halvsies on a super-boob.
Um, everything, I guess. I talk a big game...
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Uh, your memo stated you had urgent information about a dirty bomb.
Why can't theywrite these things in English?
I just wanted to smack you in the face! No, that's 10 dang times!
I just cleaned the carpet Roger. Don't make me do it again! You big fat bitch!
School counselor girl
I was only trying to protectyou, butyour mom is right.
Champagne glass. No, Roger, you don't guess. Francine draws, Steve guesses. This is how the Pictionary works you dumb alien.
STAN STAN STAN YOU BETTER GET DOWN HERE STAN RITA MORENO IS ON THE KENNEDY CENTER HONORS STAN COME DOWN HERE AND SEE HER ON THE KENNEDY CENTER HONORS Oh no francine not again with rita moreno
You're a hypocrite, Dad! A liar and a hypocrite!
- Stan! - Coming.
Give me a break, Dad. Television?
It's a bartender's job to provide a sympathetic ear.
Why is there a fuckin' big fat plum? If you got this clip from the plum basket, that would be so funny
Stan, that's enough for one day. Right, Steve?
But I need that to get into bars!
What would you like to have for our midnight snack? Can we just have popcorn for a midnight snack Francine?
Roger, walk over there and sit on the rug. For 5 minutes. Because of your attitude.
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Roger, go to your room now! I Said Now!