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Champagne glass. No, Roger, you don't guess. Francine draws, Steve guesses. This is how the Pictionary works you dumb alien.
STAN STAN STAN YOU BETTER GET DOWN HERE STAN RITA MORENO IS ON THE KENNEDY CENTER HONORS STAN COME DOWN HERE AND SEE HER ON THE KENNEDY CENTER HONORS Oh no francine not again with rita moreno
Give me a break, Dad. Television?
Underdog Productions
- Stan! - Coming.
Consuela jake tucker
Uh, your memo stated you had urgent information about a dirty bomb.
who is about to fall victim to a terrible evil-
I'm still decent. I'm just a victim ofthis evil-spewing smut box.
what
You’re A big Fat PUSSY
Hayley, what the hell’s wrong with you? Finish him!
- Mr. Smith, you're not making sense. - Playing the race card already?
Oh, now, why would you say that?
Why is there a fuckin' big fat plum? If you got this clip from the plum basket, that would be so funny
Where's your father? His dinner's getting cold.
This is a permission slip to watch Hayley and Roger get punished. Steve, I'm going to count to three. If you don't leave Hayley and Roger alone by the time I count to three, I will take you to your bedroom for the night. I am not joking. One! Two!
Fry Leela Professor Bender Amy zoidberg Hermes kif calculon Hyper chicken Neil tyson scruffy Zapp Nixon and agnew
This sounds like a family thing. I'll leaveyou two alone.
Oh, okay, but, uh, the affected area is my-
I just cleaned the carpet Roger. Don't make me do it again! You big fat bitch!
squatting on your brain like an octopus.
titty boob huge fuck.
It's a bartender's job to provide a sympathetic ear.
"You Want It When?"
Smile. Oh, no!
What would you like to have for our midnight snack? Can we just have popcorn for a midnight snack Francine?
And a surprise phone call is about to make Hayley's 19th year even better. This is your birthday present from Grandma Dawson.
Roger, go to your room now! I Said Now!
I’m Being So Fight You Daveah!
"Dulce Noriega (AKA D Nor) has 12GB of child porn on his computer." Shelly pointed out. "What a twatty!" said Roger.
Hey, maybe until Dad gets better, l can clean the gutters.
They
One last time and I'm done forever!
Um, everything, I guess. I talk a big game...
In the morning. Fever all through the night. Okay, here comes the Spanish part.
They're teaching sex education at school.
and look at my aquarium all day long.
That was a nice tribute she did. And now ladies and gentlemen, for a special performance to Francine, here are Turanga Leela. And, Roger. Never know how much I love you. Never know how much I care. When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that’s so hard to bear. You give me fever.
Good morning, U.S.A.
- I understand there's a problem. - I understand there's a solution.
yes beryl virjuicsial? what do you want? i want to cap off twisttorquenettes.
Why is there a fuckin' big fat plum? If you got this clip from the plum basket, that would be so funny
Great! Now I gotta spend all night putting peanut butter in pancreas traps.
yes beryl stoifffferiqueifcarpetetrette? what do you want? i want to pifer out the perfuls in pollyottes guitlttllly.
Besides, I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm healing.
School counselor girl
Having a Great Night!
Can you say "Vacuum"? F*** you!
Stan, that's enough for one day. Right, Steve?
Good morning Mrs. Simmons. Good morning Diane. Good morning Francine.
I AIN'T YO DADDY I'M UNCLE HOMER!
Cookie!!! Roger! No no no no! Roger please! I’m begging you! Do not eat the letter of the day!
Awesome job, Dad! I really think we're winning the war on urges.
But I need that to get into bars!
I'm in the other one. Excuseth me, English.
we lost the ring so we're doing the ritual. ommah varitas manus dei. thou sacrifice doust meat. latinis latrine orber i'col of uut'd ff'a rings mountain nooooooooooo! stop the ritual i'm not marrying in a demonic dark wedding!
I would have gladly gone halvsies on a super-boob.
You're a hypocrite, Dad! A liar and a hypocrite!
Jerome play darts
Anyway, great visiting with you, Francine. I'll be in the study.
You deserve the truth, so here it is, all ofit.
Fantastic Creations House Of Brass
I was only trying to protectyou, butyour mom is right.
Get your hands off her or you're going to the rug. Okay? Hayley, I wish your mother would die.
You filthy Ohian. ERRRRM, did bro just say ohio???? in the big 24?????????
I don't know. I do not know.
You've gotyour fly tying, your gun cleaning, your decoupage.
Oh, what fresh hell is this?
Mrs feldman oprah the vibrating tonya
We interrupt this broadcast with a breaking story.
I just wanted to smack you in the face! No, that's 10 dang times!
Roger, walk over there and sit on the rug. For 5 minutes. Because of your attitude.
Why can't theywrite these things in English?
Twatty! nono! you better stop that! Gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp! Ugh, what a dumbleSNORE!
# Goodmorning, U.S.A. ##
Okay, hereyou go.
I've had a hobby since I was your age...
Roger, HANDS OFF! I've done a wee!
Why is there a fuckin' big fat gun?
Where is it? Huh? Where is it? I know it's in here somewhere!
Hey I know Roger! Santa Claus covers himself with butter so he can slip right down the chimney! Ding dong, you're wrong. And you know what else? I don't think there is a way he can get down the chimney.
Most of the users on this website do not know how to touch themself. This is because they're all filthy stinkin' minors.
Debase themselves...
No I'm answering it Francine. Is there a way I'm going to do a good job on our daughter's birthday surprise! Stan answers the phone.
- We'll giveyou one town- Langley Falls. - Done.
Go to the naughty mat Now!