Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's right. Tell the world, Bundy.

I did get last week's commish,

but I wanted to catch you before you called in your order.

And although he never asked for help in his life, he could sure use some now. I could sure use some help now.

Dad, can you pinpoint for us

Yes, "whee" indeed.

Oh, um, Dad, could we have some money to go out to dinner?

have your friends over,

This should revitalize him.

Now, get a pen, write this down.

the exact moment that life passed you by?

"No skills, no experience,

Well, at least yours has a skill.

You go to parties?

that shows he'll do anything.

And I thought to myself, “How would he feel if I played tricks on him?” So for the first time in my life, I decided to play a trick on my brother. I covered my pancakes with mustard. I took a huge bite.

You’re just gonna make fun of me now? Is that how it’s gonna be? Yes, because Courtney’s stories on Mustard Pancakes are supposed to teach your kids to live a better life, not turn into a bad person like you and Al.

Many years ago, Captain Skunk's ship, the Rose, was sailing across the Seven Seas. The ship and the crew were headed to America loaded with a valuable cargo of tomato shampoo. Captain Skunk was renowned far and wide for his sailing skills.

Why didn't you sell any makeup, Peg?

WOMAN: Well, Al,

Yeah. Me and Cousin Eb and Cousin Effie made him believe that he put boogers on my nightstand. And fortunately, it worked because from that day on, he promised not to play tricks on anyone, including me, again.

And you know what? My brother Johnny was still sitting and waiting for his fire truck to grow. And then, it was dinner time. And then, it was bedtime. My dad said... Johnny! Time to come inside.

Generally, we feel

Well, I don't like how Lois thinks it's okay to call us out because of our personalities and character traits! I’m not calling you out, I’m calling that show out! It was so lazy and unimaginative and it did nothing but bore me to sleep!

Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir! And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle came floating by.