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This sounds like rock and/or roll.
How much you got?
I can't take this anymore! I want my soul, and I want it now!
boy.!
Cover me, Sarge. I'm going after Bart's soul.
Some ice cream guy's gonna see that, and it'll blow his mind.!
Will the audience please rise and join the Glee Club in the singing of two verses of the Alma Mater.
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Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.
Look, maybe it would help if you went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. Moe?
Moe's.
where you wouldn't be ashamed to bring your family!
Forty seconds? But I want it now!
Oh, it is. It is.
How could you do that? Your soul is the most valuable part of you.
If your soul's real, where is it?
Uh, I don't know.
Lisa! You bought this?
WHY WOULD THEY LIE? WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE TO GAIN?
It's fun! And remember our guarantee.
Tsk-tsk-tsk. Poor, gullible Lisa.
Oh, these look good- "Guilt-Free Steak-fish Fillets. "
So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to hell...
Why would they lie? What would they have to gain?
I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
I know I never pay too much attention in church...
What... is it, sweetheart?
that nobody is born with a soul...
Shh!
So much candy. My teef hurt.
What the hell are you doing, you little freak?!
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