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So, I'm going to ask you to take some blood from my arm.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Great, and nobody cares, all right?
Yes, but why is Dolph involved, hmm?
I guarantee I'll get you ripped.
Mr. Lundgren, wait.
- What do you mean? - Check it out.
that looks the guy named Adam who came in earlier.
- Hey. - All right.
No, Karl, I... I'm hemophobic.
We'll make this work, you sweet prince.
Blake!
I'm gonna take this batch out to the blood bank.
Blake, don't do this to me, man, okay?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Hey, how long have you been un-homeless for?
Wins a visit from action hero Dolph Lundgren.
of my bitch-ass coworkers.
What you said really hurt my feelings,
but he didn't have the resources.
Go. Sorry.
I don't know. What do y'all think?
It's DeMamp Camp. It's part... It doesn't matter.
Got a bad feeling about this gosh-forsaken blood drive.
I can't believe that white boy thought we weren't gonna realize
- I gave blood, Ghostman. - MONTEZ: Where you going?
(IMITATES SQUISHING)
- See? - So you took his blood earlier?
- I mean heroin. - Yup, that's apparent.
The reason why we put your blood to the side is 'cause
Yeah, I am, okay?
I'm so into you
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
How big was them needles? One of them long suckers?
Gay dudes exist. Get over it.
so he could co-headline DeMamp Camp under me.