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[laughing]
are a nervous wreck before the curtain.
How can you... with a live turkey...
beijos meu amorzinho
- [growling and snarling] - Hey! Get off of me!
Oh, Daniel dear,
Hey, I can't see nothing.
and we will stuff him with chop suey.
Way back then, huh?
Maybe they didn't like the acoustics.
No, no, no. No Yugoslavian.
Oh?
Why don't we get something on stage?
You know where the barber shop is?
full of fruits and vegetables up here.
♪ I can't stop Who wants to, anyway?
[laughing]
- ♪ Four and four are eight ♪ - ♪ Measuring the marigolds ♪
Mr. Danny Kaye has asked especially
♪ Though it makes you puff and pant a bit ♪
♪ Four and four are eight ♪
I'm trying to get in shape.
♪ It's time to play the music ♪
Thank you.
and practice changing my clothes.
I see.
What I meant was, way back when you were thin.
Imagine, a tuned clam player.
They only wanted to throw it as far as the stage.
One, two, three, four. Oh, it's lovely.
There's a very good reason for that. You see, Piggy, dear,
- Can't you hear what's said onstage? - Every word.
Yeah. Yeah, that's his name.
Well, I wonder if that Kaye has done his act yet.
♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪
[tries to sing high note]
[laughing]