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Hang that nigga now
Prosecution rests.
That's just showin' too much booty. Turn it.
A liberal white woman!
Can't blame this one on the white man.
All they talk about is readin' and eatin' right.
And on our "Talking Points" this evening,
Get your little short ass back here!
Introduce him to some older women.
Wow. That's a great age, isn't it?
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
But let's examine this whole peein' thing.
Your Honor, I'm trying to establish to the court
for child pornography
you got his card?
the forefathers of this great land
I know this might be hard to talk about.
will be heading into court tomorrow
of evidence,
That black sumbitch that supposed to have had
Your Honor, please!
Mm, 14 and a quarter.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If you don't shut up...
Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela!
They smell like lemon juice and Pledge furniture cleaner.
She saw piss comin', she stayed.
having to prosecute Mr. Kelly.
The judge and jury will do the right thing.
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Game.
and that, uh- What-? What they call them?
Whatever. I guess.
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Why? Because he's afraid of R. Kelly.
I dont care
Do you know who I am I don’t care
Ah, they went into the city
Heh. You better "just do it. "
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And controversial R & B superstar R. Kelly
Ah, come on, Ruckus.
It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got.
Oh, the humanity!
Hello? Yes, this is Robert Kelly.
Boooooo!
Objection! We can't even see his face clearly.