Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...was nearly severed.
You made a big mistake walking in here.
I wish I knew what I was gonna be.
...chief?
Ten bucks right here!
Underwater, all you got is the man next to you.
It's always been about you.
Please excuse us.
Hope you're better than the last cook.
You're the fastest swimmer on this ship and have the balls to back it.
Two minutes, twenty-five seconds.
I'll show you the barracks.
No, son. No matter how hard I work, I ain't never gonna own this land.
Now go on before you're late.
...and the far graver issue of recent acts of misconduct...
Thanks, Carl.
The pieces required for assembly are on the river bottom.
He's an alcoholic and must remain here in detox for 30 days.
- She's going down. - Come back here!
Mylove
...we're in a new Navy now.
Say we go into town and get us a nice cold one.
...Hanks. Pleased to meet you.
- The chief of...? - Yes, sir.
Master Chief Sunday, you sustained a serious embolism.
You want to beat Hanks, you got to go around him...
Can somebody tell me what happened?
Relax, cap. We just want to talk.
Boatswain's Mate Carl Brashear...
From the gentleman.
This is the latest He/O2, mixed gas rig.
Maybe you could get someone to change the bedpans.
Ain't that a bitch.
Brashear, get on that steadying line.
You wanted to fight that man. You were waiting for the moment.
Five decks, Cookie. Five fucking decks.
What you hear at 8.57k of your 10k AT EASE COOKIE!
You're out of my program, Snowhill!
The man's gonna retire your ass.
What Ron tells Adrian every morning Now u report to this line cookie
She's limping, chief. We're sliding down.
Goddamn it!
I'm not a GM
I don't know, chief!
Swimming don't got dick-shit to do with deep-sea diving.
Five.
No disrespect to the president...
What are you doing? I've got a man on.
I am a doctor, Carl.
Excuse me, senior chief. Is there a problem?
Man's food could kill your dog.
Take immediate evasive action. Immediate evasive action.
Come in, Carl.
Isert, finish torching that hole.
...it looks like the ship slid down on some pipes coming from that factory.
What's going on?
- Why not? - Because I saw your last dive.
Post.
Spoiled little girl gets her kicks dragging stray men in here.
Captain wants you back on the boat now.
I stole a pie
He drank himself into a $7 casket, but not me!
Captain Hanks is the senior officer...
Avert your eyes!
...you think you're better than me?
Chief, start the project time on all divers.
Seventh.
...the gases in his lungs increase four times.
- Stop it. - Chief?
Don't. Don't ever come back here.
...and they still got me slaving over a hot grill next to you.
The new manual states the diver must rise unassisted.
He's there.
Most of what's in those diving books you know better than me.
5 decks Cookie
Navy diver, stand up.
Biggest naval battle in history.
Goddamn Coke can.
Goddamn, I've had girlfriends who could weld faster. Move him along.
...right to the top.
Say it like you got a pair!
Becky, get your toys. Your daddy will be home soon.
Of those unfortunates who pass, only three of you will live to retirement.
He wanted a party. Let's give him one.
Minute five faster.
...but syphilis lasts a lifetime.
I wouldn't believe everything that recruiter says.