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I'll endorse your request.
A chief petty officer shall not drink.
beware what you wish for, cookie
What leg you got on?
Talk to me, Carl.
This wreck is alive.
Change the bedpans!
So take your time and get it right.
Go.
Why are you doing this to me?
Come on now. This ain't worth dying for.
No, sir, I didn't know that.
Sir.
Cut it off.
Eight.
I have located my project and request my tool bag.
Next time you scare the shit out of me give me a courtesy warning first.
...in 1948, President Truman had the courage and enlightenment...
Thinks we're a bunch of rednecks she can shake up for fun.
Don't end up like me.
You hate champagne.
Well...
Your leg...
...to try a stunt like this, so you listen up.
I need my air hose. I can't breathe, Carl.
I pulled my father out of too many Navy bars.
Four weeks to train him, then a reinstatement hearing...
...nine hours, 31 minutes
Make me a promise.
I could put up with the months at sea...
It seems that the chief has transferred, sir.
Prepare to surface, Carl. We're bringing you home.
Let me guess. You were captain of the swim team.
Admit it, Carl.
You can't dive that deep.
Get away! Get away from me!
Damn!
...and all the boys can practice the breaststroke.
You or anybody else. You got fucked, Cookie.
I've got an unknown object. Probable submarine.
Shit.
Goddamn It, Cookie, Move Your Ass! I Want My 12
Do they...
That's because you're just some dumb nigger from Podunk.
U.S.S. Hoist. I expect I remember you now.
The only way to survive is to trust each other.
- Only one way out. - Flood the compartment, swim up.
Come on, Carl. You'll miss the bus.
Please.
It'll be crazy. I won't have time to see you.
I'm in diving school across the river.
No, Mac, I can't...
What are they gonna do? Make me wash more dishes?
White boy likes pie. I hope he dont like cookie's
Good afternoon, admiral.
A person doesn't study on anything, boatswain's mate.
What do you say?
It's gonna take time to heal.
Be the best.
Go read to yourself. Don't give me another thought.
Eventually, you're gonna be able to walk again, with a cane.
- You're gonna fail anyway. - I won't.
Yesterday, he scored a 94 on his final.
Do I feel what?
...one hour, 37 minutes. Perfect assembly.
...as to cover up his rate...
Fine.
A bus ticket too.
Hey, you.
...on one condition.
The things I want are smaller.
Without diving you're nothing...
My wife.
You'll lose the farm if this wheat ain't in on time.