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Surveyor Second Class Yarmouth...
He's the only negro diver in the Navy...
Three 50-megaton warheads parachuted to Earth.
You best come in now.
The fetching young lady in the fur stole or Cookie here.
The object of the test is to correctly assemble this flange underwater.
...Sunday.
Cut it off.
...many still dressed in the uniforms they had on this morning.
Beware What you Wish For
Boy, you're in good with Captain Pullman now.
He thinks he found it.
Call the shore patrol.
But my quest has caused great personal loss to those who love me.
...of the whoring spics, drunken wops and motherfucking niggers...
It’s colder than a Well digger’s ass, Master Chief
Now underway is the greatest naval search in human history.
We got to get him on a fresh hose and out of here.
- I'm ready. - Undress him.
Piss people off.
I'm the sorry son of a bitch put here to get through your skull...
Come on, boy.
You're coming home.
...an entire ship's...
- This is my detail. - Admiral?
Come on, baby. Let's go home.
Captain, if I recall Navy regulations, the diver may be helped to his feet.
You made it.
Why not take a turn? It's a free country. Mostly.
Best get moving. Ready, Jane, John.
I may know a professor at City...
...he's your buddy. Unfoul his line and get him out.
However, if he should drink, he shall not get drunk.
...this is not the time or place for Senior Chief Bra...
...it's just not possible.
See you in court.
Yes, sir.
You're too far behind. And I don't have the time.
...fined 1/2 month's pay for 3 months...
I'm here, captain.
With a prosthesis, several have returned to duty.
Come on, drop your dicks! Let's go!
My walking leg...
...of this hospital?
Everyone calls him Mr. Pappy.
Let's go now.
No, not you, Billy.
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You're gonna dance with your lovely wife, right?
Goddamn it, Cookie, move your ass! I want my 12.
...thousands of miles away in the Mediterranean Sea.
Bring it up anyway, chief. I like my ocean clean.
Friend of yours.
No disrespect to Shark
- Red diver. - Yes, master chief.
...but a son of a bitch who used to be something.
Let me finish it, and go home in peace.
Your advice and presence are unwelcome.
We're gonna have a baby!
You Know What The Chinese Say cookie?
I will grant you your hearing...
The only reason your ass ain't in the brig is because you're high yellow.
Tenders, hat the diver.
- Topside, he's blacking out. - Goddamn it, hook him up!
You have one leg.
Look, I am not here to flirt with you.
Hell, you ain't in the Navy. You are a damned deserter.
When people ask why you’re doing this Piss people off
It states if a diver holds his breath at 100 feet...
Four minutes.
- Will the diver be reinstated? - Will he get a hearing?
You're almost 40.
Thank you, sir. I'll pack up and report to the deck department...
Topside, Isert's off air.
Now.