Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was a long time ago, chief.
Goddamn it, Bam Bam, move your fat ass!
...they'd pin a medal on him and take him for a blowjob.
Lucky for us you got a whole bar full of bourbon.
Josh
...twelve steps unassisted.
Both lobes of the lungs were severely scarred.
Open up.
It's prom night at the Moor Bar.
Please, I wasn't made for this!
Last week, you were a cook.
...to desegregate the United States military.
Don't bring him up till he stops moving.
For those just joining us, our top story continues...
Can they keep up with me?
I served with him at Leyte Gulf.
The next time someone asks me why I post so much about Hillary Clinton...
Now, go on.
That's the highest rank in the Navy.
...to Machinist's Mate First Class Dylan Rourke.
I'm sorry, it's just not possible.
How will you come back with one leg?
Colder than a Well digger’s ass master chief
Lot of good men spend their career trying and fail.
- Rourke, get back here! - I ain't dying. I'm out of here!
Well, I'm Gwen...
...nine hours, 31 minutes.
...over the coast of Spain slammed into the Spanish countryside.
You're not doing this for him or me. This is about you.
...or getting the fuck out of the Navy.
...in the interest of thoroughness, I'll make arrangements...
Hot, hot, hot.
Come on. Come on! Get up there, Jane. Come on.
Because diving is the most dangerous job in the Navy.
That I come home, mow the lawn, put a wheelchair ramp in?
What else do I owe you?
You got a stump on a stick and no chance of beating Hanks, son.
Jo.
Steady. Let's take it in. Bring it up.
Turn sonar off. A diver's down...
Hell, I don't know who classes up the joint more:
We admire your courage, chief, however misplaced it may be.
Engineman Crofoot, 69.
AWOL. AWOL.
See this pipe?
...unconscious or deceased...
- He's just real scared for you. - Coloreds now.
Goddamn! If I'd been a few minutes earlier, he'd be breathing now.
...before they found out he has more screws loose than a Studebaker.
Oh, yeah!
Just don't show up tomorrow.
Square that rig and approach the rail.
The United States Navy proudly reinstates...
The U.S. Navy is a big opportunity for a young man.
I won't make master as a standby.
I might be able to pull a few strings.
Then I will demonstrate that I am fit to return to full diving duty.
Go, John.
Gentlemen.
...you will call for your tools. They will be lowered to you.
...given the gravity of this occasion.
If it's sunk, he brings it up.
Ladies, this is weekend liberty.
If you do not complete the flange...
Don't you get it? It doesn't matter if I help you.
What's your bet, Cookie?
...fresh water supply.
...the disparity between the buoyancy of a prosthetic...
You know what the Chinese say?
...but I don't bunk with niggers.
...I can't help you with.
Stay with the stewards.
Master chief.
Blue diver, your tool bag is on the river bottom.
But when you're ready to leave...
I'm trying, but this thing's real awkward.
- To where, chief? - Full diving duty.
Three minutes, ten seconds!
Your husband was found drunk on a public beach this morning.
Hello.
- What, chief? - A cook...
The mail chopper clipped a radiomast. He's down!
Help!
If Johnny Weissmuller were in the soup wearing a 200-pound diving rig...
...Second Class...