Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Goddamn it, I got a man dying, sir!
...I understand but... - But...
- Will you be my tender? - Yeah.
Hello?
...he couldn't swim to fuck Esther Williams if she was right there naked.
The what?!
Get out.
...restricted to the base for two months...
Haul in that line.
Carl, what the hell are you doing?
The next time someone asks me, why?
Six.
For that is the closest he will ever get to being a hero.
I can quit.
...and shove it directly up his ass.
The Navy diver is not a fighting man but a salvage expert.
He'd trade you and me and every other sea dog...
Why are you doing this, Sunday?
What the hell?
You'll flunk all on your own.
We're out.
Sweetheart...
...Boatswain's Mate Second Class Carl Brashear.
No, I got the wire. I got the wire. How's Daddy doing?
...who were making that place unfit for decent white folks to live.
...nine hours, 31 minutes… Perfect assembly
Yes, sir.
Miserable son of a bitch, in there drinking on my anniversary.
Navy diver...
We're gonna have a baby!
Can't cheat the laws of nature forever.
What're you gonna do about it?
I love you, Jo.
Bastard!
Class 0252, dismissed.
Happy New Year.
I'm transferring you to their unit.
But if you can't...
Get the hoe, Jane!
Don't you, chief?
- For God's sakes! - What the hell is that, Cookie?
My friends: why do you post negative clips about Trump???
Rise and shine, Cookie. Time for training.
What about you, chief?
Working as a Navy diver with one good leg and the other...
However, I wouldn't be here today if not for our greatest tradition.
- You don't know what happened tonight. - Oh, but I do.
Baby, we can have dinner like an old married couple.
Let him run you over, like you do everyone else?
...I've spent my life in the Navy trying only to succeed.
The way I see it...
Hold that.
...and he's got one leg.
So the first time you go drinking and fighting and leave me waiting...
Captain, the sub kicked up half the ocean bottom.
My father always wanted a boy.
Come on. Good boy. Good girl.
You think I owe you something?
They too have made sacrifices.
Not today. Not till this field is done.
One minute, fifteen seconds.
- Keep your voice down. - Hell, no. I feel like singing.
This hearing is concluded.
However, we will pump air to you for as long as you can stand the cold.
(TEARFULLY) Don't you see? I'm not like you.
Blue diver, this is captain.
If it's sunk, he brings it up. If it's in the way, he moves it.
Thank you!
Lieutenant Commander...
Way to go, John.
I passed my finals.
ASNF.
It was my dad's name. Got a problem?
I'll find something else.
Navy diving studies indicate that if a subject were to become...
Topside, we have a Coke can.
I wouldn't know, chief. I'm reporting for diving school.
Lay back. On the side.
Yes, sir.
Now get out of my sight.
- Carl, this is... - Captain Hanks.
Six men are breathing today because I let them out of that room.
Ain't even been two.
You're kidding.
My name is Charles Christopher Michaels Jr. But folks back home in Houston / New Orleans called me the Calliope Scallop Express
Anyone who ain't back here on time will have to answer to me personally.
You got a big future...