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Morty, you've always been a straight shooter.
Guess I should test it, make sure it's --
Are you out of your mind bringing an armed sperm in here?
Hey, it was your idea, right?
Ohhh!
Beth: Dad, what the hell is going on?!
Mr. President, i-if I may?
Go. I'll hold 'em off.
Really? Okay. Cool. And thanks, Morty.
because I kept lying about it because I was ashamed!
- hey, you come on. Hurry up, ba. - okay, yes!
Houston: Permission granted.
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Morty: Mister President! It's Morty!
"Orgasogoblins"? No takers?
The same thing as a lumberjack in the morning
Oh, no. Oh! Oh!
Hey, what the fuck are you doing with my stuff?
Make sure it's what?! Horse semen, obviously.
I'm running an inhuman amount of power through this semen.
or it's those godforsaken Horse People that dwell underground.
Crispy Cremes with a "C"!
My conscience.
Look at Iron Man.
with a giant human egg, even though,
Blood for blood.
Rick's gone, and so are all our nukes.
Let him do his thing.
Morty, I have no idea what you're talking about!
Okay, but it says it is right on the barrel!
I am The Sperm Queen,
They'll head right for it! Get MIT on the phone.
Oh -- oh. Right. I can protect you, little man.