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We're tearing down this place and putting up
You got my e-mails!
I demand to see that
You haven't bested me.
This was all a mistake-- an impulsive...
Mr. Burns is a vampire sucking the lifeblood of this town
hydraulic fracturing creates jobs.
was never signed by... Marge Simpson.
and water table contamination
Nothing except passion.
whose folksy facade masks a deep gusher of greed.
a fellow environmentalist in need,
Reckless... knee-buckling...
Well, I... reckon not.
I don't know what I ever saw in you, you planet-ruining monster!
I have to buy the mineral rights
Whatever are you doing, man?!
to pay for my other calf implant.
I don't think so.
Pumping frack cash.
Lisa! Motorcade!
Hmm. Different, exactly.
below Evergreen Terrace?
Some folks will tell you that fracking's no good,
Is one of the side effects of fracking earthquakes?
big government.
This one!
Mmm.
And now I banish you from paradise.
Hmm... hmm.
but what you get is... me.