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Oh, Maxine, no one insults me in a sound bite the way you do.
You were but a sprig of parsley garnishing my beefsteak.
was greeted as a windfall.
a politician who would never ignore
for sticking their noses in my business.
But our water was on fire.
about them smoking around the children.
I saw something about that in a documentary.
I... don't recall.
By pumping high-pressure liquid
To win people over, I'll need a salesman
it should ever happen is in other people's towns!
Why are all cars black or gray now?
Bah! Fracking produces enough clean natural gas
Never heard of eminent domain?
The planet wants to be protected and nourished
That's why I had to give my woman the old heave-ho.
Now I cast you aside for the busboys to gnaw upon.
There's a sale on lawn furniture at the Lawns Plus.
between industrial hydro compounds
This whole building is just a facade
Choke on our harmless fumes.
Mr. Burns, we did it!
to spend their earnings buying what you're selling-- beer.
It's like if you see a red one, it's a big deal.
Hmm.
They're staying!
You've just been brainwashed by liberal TV shows
even one time, you can throw us out on the street.
Now, get out of my office.
Indeed it is.
No. Am I?
with a woman with whom I have nothing in common.
"fracking" is one of those scary Lisa words.
Money is like a job you don't even have to do!
He made us watch him dance for three hours,