Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? It'll be a good chance for me to work on my novel.

Your windows literally face one another. That used to bother me.

I'm sorry we don't spend our time being tragic, and moping, and holding hands

[FP] I was checking out a few places.

so, your best friend's girlfriend is also your girlfriend's best friend.

It's over there.

-It's a mess. -Like what you did to us.

-Shadow Lake is a private community. -Like hiding something?

You mean with Hal Cooper? [snickers] If that's your idea of love.

Well, as my abuelita likes to say, "Praise Jesus."

Hands behind your backs.

Are they serious?

No, no. I had to get out of the house.

You get to be more you than you have been in a very long time.

Boy, Archie. Veronica's got you wrapped around her little finger.

Now he buys the town's newspaper so people can't report on what he's doing?

You're not deviant, okay?

Chic, what's wrong with your bathroom?

You mean your brother Jason?

Yeah, I know, I'm already going with Midge.

Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye.

[pop music playing]

Well, he just bought Sunnyside Trailer Park and he said we can all stay.

-Oh, my God. -[Veronica chuckles]

to that hillbilly in the woods. He might've killed you, Archie.

You can stop worrying now. I'm home.

Look, Jug, I know you love conspiracies,

-Ronnie. -Us against the world.

I see. Of course. My mistake.

Because if you did, I might have to punish you.

Ah. I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling better already.

Okay, now who sounds crazy?

No. Not Jay-Jay.

-You get to keep your trailer? -Yes.

It's a John Hughes-ian coming-of-age, coming-out movie.

That was Cheryl.