Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen. Arthur, Marshall's wife has an idea...

just anyone who lives in it...

I don't know. Homegirl is pretty diabolical.

And then this happened.

"A symbol of strength and constancy...

but instead sides with some self-righteous bitch...

[Together] Damn it!

[Snaps Fingers]

[Together] Dibs.

- Well... - [Ted Narrating] Kids, for legal reasons...

You wouldn't just... You wouldn't just...

Of course, had he asked me a few days earlier, I would have immediately said...

But look, sometimes I go play chess in the park.

And you resent her for it... so much so in fact that you dump her.

Come on. This is so about the girl.

The Arcadian's gonna be all like...

if you're a-hopin' to score, don't leave your socks on the floor.

[Southern Accent] My stars!

This is a nightmare. I can't believe she kept that tape.

I just need to find a good rhyme to end on.

If Ted Mosby isn't fantastic, fire me.

That's the only thing that matters to me right now.

Because, Barney, I swear to God, if that's you...