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What's your work?
♪ you're snaking me down. ♪
Oh, you would not believe the day I have ahead of me.
(chuckles) welcome to two twigs.
(yawning): Ah...
(sighs) I've got a big day tomorrow.
think of things that are in salads.
and I had to take care of you?
(screaming)
-Aw. -Okay, I'm gonna bounce.
being a whiner!"
(crunching)
Let's keep hanging out. It's only 9:00 p.M.
what the hell?
So, yeah, I'm pretty much done.
Bertie, you are living your best snake self and I am here for it.
My ex made me wear pants and she was bad news.
and name each individual toe.
But things were a little off this morning.
Bertie, for a guy as fine as figgy,
I felt bad. But figgy wasn't like that.
Why would I...?
-(snoring) -bertie?
The 9:00 a.M. Of nights.
That's the voice of someone who just got porked in a towel.
bertie: So, tell me more about figgy.
Jamie, what do you got?
Okay.
(groaning)
(line rings)
I'm very confident on this matter.
It's not hurting anyone.
Bertie, make your face look less approachable.
I love and accept you as you are.
okay, see you soon.
what else I got?