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My ex made me wear pants and she was bad news.
what the hell?
Okay.
think of things that are in salads.
The 9:00 a.M. Of nights.
and I had to take care of you?
(yawning): Ah...
It's not hurting anyone.
-Aw. -Okay, I'm gonna bounce.
-(snoring) -bertie?
Bertie, you are living your best snake self and I am here for it.
and name each individual toe.
(screaming)
♪ you're snaking me down. ♪
Bertie, for a guy as fine as figgy,
Why would I...?
What's your work?
bertie: So, tell me more about figgy.
Let's keep hanging out. It's only 9:00 p.M.
So, yeah, I'm pretty much done.
I love and accept you as you are.
what else I got?
That's the voice of someone who just got porked in a towel.
okay, see you soon.
(crunching)
Bertie, make your face look less approachable.
Jamie, what do you got?
(groaning)
being a whiner!"
But things were a little off this morning.
(chuckles) welcome to two twigs.
Oh, you would not believe the day I have ahead of me.
I felt bad. But figgy wasn't like that.
(line rings)
(sighs) I've got a big day tomorrow.
I'm very confident on this matter.