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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
oh, boy, here we go.
Eaten by a snake? I swear to god.
We don't need to make a thing out of it.
-(tittering) -(baby retching)
♪ ♪
Nope, that's just pigs in a blanket.
will be delayed one hour due to a medical issue.
(sighs) why do I care so much, speckle?
and I get in my own head about reacting in the right way.
(regular voice): "bitch, you think I know?"
Female announcer: The northbound snake train
(slurping)
Does it involve looking at stuff?
who the hell is spam and why does she keep calling you?
annoying me?"
Hey, that lady doesn't know you.
-Damn it! -Woman: Would you hold my baby for a sec?
I think you're doing a great job.
I'm pitching a new product line to chef garcia
Remember when you used to drink?
and miscellaneous!
Miniature croissants with tiny hot dogs inside?
Yeah, that'll happen.
♪ hallelujah! ♪
And remember, set your expectations sky-high.
So, you should probably spend less time wondering why
Um, I got eaten by a snake.
But you know what's even sweeter?
♪ oh, baby ♪
what happened to the salad thing?
I worked so much harder on the bug idea,
What do you want to do today, big fig?
Do it, bertie!
So, I hope you've got nice feet
You just have to live your life inside the snake for a few days.
Uh, yeah, I was thinking cookies that are triangles,
-Help yourself. -(crunching)
You think?
Ah!
I love you, but I know myself and I'm not going to change.
Nah, just looks like a moldy wafer.
You want a drink, don't you?
ow! What the...
(sighs)
Be an ice bitch.
Bertie, what happened?