Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Damn it! -Woman: Would you hold my baby for a sec?

Miniature croissants with tiny hot dogs inside?

Be an ice bitch.

Female announcer: The northbound snake train

♪ hallelujah! ♪

Yeah, that'll happen.

Bertie, what happened?

Eaten by a snake? I swear to god.

Does it involve looking at stuff?

You want a drink, don't you?

I'm pitching a new product line to chef garcia

who the hell is spam and why does she keep calling you?

what happened to the salad thing?

and miscellaneous!

I think you're doing a great job.

will be delayed one hour due to a medical issue.

But you know what's even sweeter?

Nah, just looks like a moldy wafer.

-Help yourself. -(crunching)

Nope, that's just pigs in a blanket.

(regular voice): "bitch, you think I know?"

and I get in my own head about reacting in the right way.

I love you, but I know myself and I'm not going to change.

-(tittering) -(baby retching)

♪ oh, baby ♪

Hey, that lady doesn't know you.

(sighs) why do I care so much, speckle?

What do you want to do today, big fig?

ow! What the...

oh, boy, here we go.

So, I hope you've got nice feet

Uh, yeah, I was thinking cookies that are triangles,

Remember when you used to drink?

I worked so much harder on the bug idea,

Um, I got eaten by a snake.

You just have to live your life inside the snake for a few days.

We don't need to make a thing out of it.

And remember, set your expectations sky-high.

So, you should probably spend less time wondering why