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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
but I never will because it will not happen.
A special kind of bourbon that only tastes good
a person I've never met, but am inclined to respect.
Why don't you call me when you're feeling better?
(grunts)
Fine. Come in. Stay out.
(exclaims)
That's sweet.
-I'm out of here. -(timer dings)
don't get eaten by a snake.
(crunches)
Nice one.
Yeah, but right now I'm in this snake.
hi, again. Hi.
huh...
(shoes screeching)
♪ snaking it up tonight ♪
He probably just got a little self-conscious
yes. But w-what if it's a dessert
(shuddering)
yeah!
Why are you dwelling on the past?
It was never about the snake.
I don't know a word that is less dessert than "salad."
I'd like to see that,
because I was inside a snake.
(grunts)
I love him, bertie.
Look, the only reason why I set those rules is
Yeah! Let's break it out and snake it out.
What I've got is going to knock your socks off.
Are you sure?
I'll give you a minute.
You don't think I know that?
Okay, team, what do we have today?
(chuckles) isosceles, you sosceles,
Now I'm also going to be the employee
Or maybe it was a better idea.
but I can't care about you
Maybe I liked the salads more because you were in the snake.
bertie, who's been eaten by a snake."
This is what passes for art?
You know, I usually get anxious during sex
Damn, bertie, that's nasty.
En! I'm open!
speckle, I got my pitch approved!
I could never just have a drink with dinner.
aw, crud.
Okay. So, it's bug bundts. From before.
Once a week. Twice, t-tops.
(knocking on door)
He took me to a fancy art show