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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(exclaims)
Okay, team, what do we have today?
Fine. Come in. Stay out.
He took me to a fancy art show
bertie, who's been eaten by a snake."
Or maybe it was a better idea.
Now I'm also going to be the employee
Yeah! Let's break it out and snake it out.
I love him, bertie.
(crunches)
speckle, I got my pitch approved!
Damn, bertie, that's nasty.
Yeah, but right now I'm in this snake.
but I can't care about you
I don't know a word that is less dessert than "salad."
don't get eaten by a snake.
I'd like to see that,
(shoes screeching)
That's sweet.
because I was inside a snake.
but I never will because it will not happen.
Why don't you call me when you're feeling better?
I'll give you a minute.
yeah!
Why are you dwelling on the past?
Nice one.
This is what passes for art?
(grunts)
What I've got is going to knock your socks off.
You know, I usually get anxious during sex
♪ snaking it up tonight ♪
Once a week. Twice, t-tops.
-I'm out of here. -(timer dings)
(shuddering)
It was never about the snake.
Look, the only reason why I set those rules is
yes. But w-what if it's a dessert
En! I'm open!
Maybe I liked the salads more because you were in the snake.
Okay. So, it's bug bundts. From before.
(grunts)
aw, crud.
a person I've never met, but am inclined to respect.
(knocking on door)
hi, again. Hi.
You don't think I know that?
(chuckles) isosceles, you sosceles,
Are you sure?
A special kind of bourbon that only tastes good
huh...
He probably just got a little self-conscious
I could never just have a drink with dinner.