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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
huh...
I'll give you a minute.
Why are you dwelling on the past?
Or maybe it was a better idea.
(shoes screeching)
a person I've never met, but am inclined to respect.
I'd like to see that,
speckle, I got my pitch approved!
Why don't you call me when you're feeling better?
You don't think I know that?
Okay. So, it's bug bundts. From before.
(grunts)
Damn, bertie, that's nasty.
Maybe I liked the salads more because you were in the snake.
don't get eaten by a snake.
Okay, team, what do we have today?
He probably just got a little self-conscious
I don't know a word that is less dessert than "salad."
Nice one.
Yeah! Let's break it out and snake it out.
This is what passes for art?
It was never about the snake.
Yeah, but right now I'm in this snake.
A special kind of bourbon that only tastes good
That's sweet.
(grunts)
Once a week. Twice, t-tops.
bertie, who's been eaten by a snake."
because I was inside a snake.
yeah!
aw, crud.
yes. But w-what if it's a dessert
En! I'm open!
Fine. Come in. Stay out.
(exclaims)
(shuddering)
-I'm out of here. -(timer dings)
I love him, bertie.
(crunches)
(knocking on door)
(chuckles) isosceles, you sosceles,
hi, again. Hi.
He took me to a fancy art show
What I've got is going to knock your socks off.
♪ snaking it up tonight ♪
Are you sure?
but I never will because it will not happen.
You know, I usually get anxious during sex
I could never just have a drink with dinner.
Now I'm also going to be the employee
but I can't care about you
Look, the only reason why I set those rules is