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I got a buck that says Pornstache
Is that opera?
All right. Husband picking up the wife.
Yeah, well I can't go home till 7:00,
We should... we should do another round.
- They're temps. - Come on.
Glad to have you.
Come in, come in, quick.
- Thank you so much. - Well...
You have to be ready for anything
- Who cares? - I care.
in a thousand smiles.
Okay, smiling. You're not going anywhere.
Oh, here we go with the Internet again, huh?
Yeah, I...
You know, they're sort of former drug addicts
Um, do you have a sec to talk?
if there was any way that we could switch around
You're Santa Claus.
- Ow. Ow! - What?
knew I was gonna go with from the beginning.
Congratulations, Cody.
- She does that. - Yeah.
What are you doing? He's not Russian.
But I do know I got to get back to sitting.
What's making you so hot and heavy all of a sudden?
Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, no, loud and clear.
- Found it. - All right.
Well, you were absolutely no help there.
at the Chicago Macy's.
That table in the photo lab is really uncomfortable.
Elves? No. Elves make the presents.
Bean to customer service.
- Hey, Glenn? - Hmm?
No, Adam, your business failed