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- This is very weird. - Yeah, it is.
- How the fuck did you not tell me you had a sister?
So come on, spill. How'd you get Al Dreamy, huh?
- Well, my parents were trapped in a loveless marriage
I still had to uphold my end of the deal.
- The highs of the countryside
at your local mosque, just in case they ask.
[soft ambient music playing]
- Zeyba sent the wrong playlist
- Hey, relax.
♪ ♪
- Well it's the only slot they had.
but I couldn't help but be a little distracted.
- Oh, which mosque do you go to?
- I really like you, but just, you know, as a friend.
♪ ♪
means I buy good presents for kids.
- Off again, are we? - Yeah, labs, mad intense.
[breathes deeply]
Whose land is this? - Whose land is this?
♪ Why won't you love me? ♪
[energetic guitar riff]
[laughter]
A horny reprobate. [laughter]
I figured, maybe it wasn't such a big deal
the audition or the band to anyone ever?
- Well, don't overdo it.
- ♪ What could I be hiding? ♪ - ♪ What could I be hiding? ♪
- [yelling] - [yelling]
- Babe, we know what you're doing.
- For fuck's sake, play something.
Where are the woman folk?