Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What a dog-shit career this guy has.
- I'm sorry, which part was untrue?
Principal? - Oh. Hey, guys.
Tom, do you see what he's doing?
Bam, you've been roasted, Tom style, baby!
- I tried to do a clean act, folks, but fuck this guy.
about the time Daniel Day-Lewis saw me perform
- You can't be serious. - No, I'm not a lead.
- Shh. Shut up!
- If I said my pal, I meant princi-pal.
All right, guys, I pulled some strings.
- Did that happen? I have no memory of that.
- "Ah, look at the daffodils."
- Please stop talking.
- What you got?
- This is outrageous.
- Well, just tell him I'm sorry.
- When your line comes up, this is what I want you to say.
- Wow. Maybe he is the roast master.
But we can--you can laugh about it now, right?
and he'll play the cat. That's fun.
farted?
- Just show 'em my face, and I'm done?
No, no. No passing. - Eh.
- He's only my favorite comedian.
- Tom, you need to talk.
- Something about your face just screams,
- C'mon, don't give up.
Count me out. - It's been decided.
May I come in? - Yeah, I guess.
I'm not funny. - Seem pretty funny.
- Thomas. - Hey, Mr. B.
All right, you fucking idiots,
- I've never seen a guy laugh like this.