Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[laughing] Oh, Brian,
See what you think of this. What's up with Tom's mom?
We already went to the print shop.
But then you laugh and say, "Just kidding. Love you buddy."
- If anything, it's too on the nose.
- Oh, you wanna run the lines? - Yes, Thomas.
- You hand off the slippers and then you leave?
What if I were to take you under my wing
If you need anything, just holler.
- [moaning along to the music]
- Are you sure? You really look like a train wreck.
- Are you kidding, Tom? Do you realize
Oh, I hope someone's filming this stuff.
You have to make sure every syllable is heard.
- But the last time I checked there's no position in baseball
That's what I'm a principal for.
I sat in a hammock. Yes!
- I've given this a great deal of thought.
You're slow.
- Get ready for a master class in drama.
- Principal, are you okay? - We gotta get in there.
- [imitates meowing] [light applause]
Okay, Tom? Seriously, you did great.
- Oh, no. No, no.
C'mon. [cheers and laughter]
the best reaction of the play, okay?
less is more.
- Um...all right. Number one.
And by the way, Denise,
Not to put a damper on the whole thing,
Do I not have a weight problem?
- You guys ready for some wholesome comedy? Huh?
- Our story begins at a bleak café in Denmark.
Wesley Snipes, grown lady's boobs,
If the waiter comes, order me a martini
Now you're deciding what's in good taste.
[light jazz music playing over radio]