Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold it in as long as you can go,
I didn't pull in the way I usually do,
Obviously, that wasn't a great thing,
You're too hard on yourself, kid.
(SIGHING) Mr. Collins.
I would have called him.
the way it was, with the leaves.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God.
Jesus, just come out.
and she couldn't hold a fucking candle to you.
Oh, no, of course. Of course.
(TIRES SQUEALING)
And age appropriate.
I wonder if anyone's noticing.
SOPHIE: It's good. (CHUCKLING)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
Rose.
Jersey.
Welcome to the Hilton, Danny Collins.
Look at that. Now we're getting patter.
You'll have to come a little closer.
Sigma Aura x skibidi rizzler
We have to make her sign a prenup, don't we?
Everything is on this bus!
What kind of uncle screws up a little kid,
Thank you so much for... Thank you. Yeah.
No, no, no. Wait, wait. Hang on, wait.
Oh, I'm sorry?
(SNIGGERING) (CHUCKLING)
and he's going to call you Tom.
You'll always be Ray to me.
Oh, well, you know,
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
DANNY: You didn't think so?
I just want to know who the fuck is in my house. That's all.
Listen, I'll be out in a minute.
John Lennon wrote you a handwritten letter in 1971.
(CHUCKLING)
Okay, dinner tonight.
It's been said, yes. I can afford it, though.
But, you know, my life was so extreme.
Most schools try to train children like Hope to fit into their systems.
I mean, I'm not running for Pope.
And maybe he lives in here!
Oh, shit.
Are you on something? (STAMMERING) What are you taking?
Wow. On so many levels. Wow.
I don't know
and let it out in one big...
God damn it, fucking Frank!
You talk to that kid Nicky Ernst about that ride yet?
So I started futzing around on the Internet,
What'd you do tonight?
that little movie you've got going on in your head?
the sore-titted African ladies your problems.
Yes, he did.
INTERVIEWER: Right, yeah. COLLINS: So that's the frustrating thing, you see.
Careful, gentlemen!
Okay. Now let's take a look at the computer system.
My wife, Samantha. My daughter, Hope. It's so good to meet you.
if I got that letter when I was supposed to?
As I am walking by
You just judge me. Go ahead.
Fucking Mets break my heart every year.
You're Danny Collins, right? I mean, uh...
(AUDIENCE WHOOPING)
Oh, man, I don't know what you did to that girl inside,
more than anything in the world.
There's a dental convention here this week.
(CHUCKLING) Frank, please.
I don't know what to say.
I mean, you must've mentioned Lennon or something.
DR. KURTZ: We're only half speed during our summer programs.
Mmm.
Okay?
and then, what, you and me hold hands and cry
You know, so you're not missing out on the big bucks.
Yeah, that's right. I've taught you well.
DR. KURTZ: No, elementary and middle.
(CHUCKLING) Um, uh, Jamie. Jamie. I'm Danny.
Could you maybe say something to him?
You know, I've spent my entire life
Oh, oh, oh. (PIANO THUDDING)
You should have played the song, Danny.
Plus whatever this news is,
I'm running my operation out of the business center.
You mind if we listen while we talk?
And I love everything in it!
SAMANTHA: His blog. He writes a blog.
That should be, uh, interesting.
(CHUCKLING) ls that what you're doing here? Are you dying?
We have good patter.
Just give me a day to do something good for you.
So, this is not going to be pretty?
Charlie and Lola, Every day at 2:35!!! on ABC For Kids!
Okay.
You're so right. Yeah.
But not too late. TOM: I don't know.
I don't know what that means.
The Madoff thing, that absolutely killed you, as you know.
You did this to yourself.
Well, you know, John.
Can you fucking believe it?
Can I have a bagel, Mom?
He's our guest.
Best friend I ever had, your father.
How much does insurance even cost...
It's fine by me. You're young, have fun.
I want to be a part of your life.
Frank called me this morning and we're going back on tour.