Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

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I wanna hear you sing.

But, uh, you're not bankrupt or anything.

What does that drink need? It needs a lemon.

SOPHIE: (CHUCKLING) Danny!

Okay. So what do I do?

So what do you think? Show starts 7:30.

Tony Collins thinks this everyday!!

What? Zeal is not awful.

Don't go after Mary. Mary's mine.

instead of just get antibiotics.

Dad! What you doing? Go to Mommy. It's okay.

What you do with that is up to you.

SAMANTHA: Hope, you're not to open the door to strangers.

Thanks. I've been practicing since you gave me the bagels. (CHUCKLING)

DANNY: Look at this, there's three of us.

God bless you, Danny Collins.

And fuck you, you selfish prick, I am angry.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

in musical knowledge or theory.

You're not the only rock star in this hotel.

Tom's the best man I've ever met.

You know, for the record, uh,

he either calls you Mr. Donnelly or Tom.

This is a school?

Fully appropriate cocktail menu. Cover charge...

I like your lawn.

But when he calls you Tom, it's always good news.

Well, um, (COUGHING) I guess, I... If I had to think...

Babe? Do you hear this? It's been going on...

I am not ready to leave them.

and I do these exercises with her, every night really.

to know their one remaining grandparent.

Climbed up the spout again

I met him, his wife, my granddaughter.

You're drinking right now, Danny.

Well, you know...

Dear Danny Collins.

But I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. Donnelly.

Those ladies got problems. Not you.

If that makes you feel better. Hmm?

You have no idea how exhausting that has been.

(CLEARING THROAT)

John Lennon writes, What do you think about that, Danny Collins?

(BRANCH THUDDING)

I know. Come on!

Well, you're going to be huge, kid.

Why'd you have a bad day?

Ah. Long line of drunks in my family.

I will never be forced to sing those songs again.

More than anything, it's your writing.

New billboard went up on Sunset.

Come on. I'm an old man with 10 Scotches in him.

You be good to Nicky. He's a good boy. You got a wonderful face.

Daddy's coming home.

SAMANTHA: (SOFTLY) Stay here, I got her.

Fella named DeLoach?

open that door, call you Tom.

Look, it's on TV! (TAPPING ON FLOOR)

And one of them screwed up the computer system

The orange alien guy has one eye just in the middle.

That's good, right?

It's like there's a six-year wait.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

Oh, my God, thank you for the VIP ticket.

No. No, thanks.

this will be the last time lever see you.

Just, you know, something like Springsteen would go do.

You can call me Danny. And what should I call you?

Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah.

This is Mary. She's my new girlfriend.

She's a complete mess, hates us both.

And when you're done,

I'm way too old to be putting this much shit up my nose.

Don't we? Don't we, Jamie?

And don't look down

you know, when he sent it, I would have rung him.

Sam is six months into a rough pregnancy.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

What's going on...

Hey, Jamie, don't forget about Nicky.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

for the past 40 years, that's what I think, John.

Zeal's not great.

Now, is my GPS lying or giving me the straight shit?

I am not a dinner tease.