Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am wondering what I'm going to tell my little girl about who you are.

We can't come all the way in...

'Cause I need an address in my address book,

So I'll tell her after the baby.

He's not a stranger, we saw him on TV.

Currently or in general? In general.

I'm sorry, are you on drugs?

He doesn't want the honeymoon suite.

(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)

Everything's going to be okay.

towards treating children with learning issues, particularly ADHD.

You know, I saw you in concert once, about five years ago.

Mary Ann? Yeah.

You've emptied it.

and I, uh, get in touch with this one guy. He's a collector.

Bring your friends, you have friends?

I mean, sure, you've gone through three wives already,

Don't be so stubborn, Daddy! (WATER SPLASHING)

While you're checking me in, I'll check you out.

yeah, I'm happy.

You're really Dr. Kurtz.

I'm dressed like Jack LaLanne,

Let me ask you something. How did you think this was going to end,

My parents had their first dance to one of your songs.

What do you mean?

NO. (CHUCKLING)

No, no. He's got her. He's got her. Thank you, Jimmy.

I'll get you some towels and some beer.

(SNIFFLING) Keep it in, long as you can go.

don't give me all the good stuff at once, will ya.

MAN #1: Your influences, who do you dig?

One that I wish I could do more for.

Sweet baby doll I'll sing my song for you!

You always have been. Now, come on.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)

How's your health?

(EXHALING DEEPLY) I just met you.

More women than you know what to do with.

This is going to be interesting.

Yeah, that is true. That is definitely true.

And sometimes you don't want Girl Scout cookies,

That's what we wanna see.

Man, nothing holds my moves back.

Goodbye, Mr. Collins.

Yeah. All right, sit, sit, sit. We need to talk.

No, not really.

What you did today, your slate's clean with me.

I noticed something very interesting.

who insists on throwing you this massive surprise party tomorrow,

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ON RADIO)

I was so strung out

Another Danny Collins? I think it's called the Danny Collins.

So we got our patter back.

and sometimes musicians travel door to door

You're sick? What do you mean?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Oh, he married well.

day ain't over yet.

Or you go back on tour.

He was a big fan. Oh, he loved it.

You having fun?

Danny Collins. What are you doing here?

You look really nice.

What's the matter?

Mom, Dad, you're not going to believe it!

Family's up front. (CHUCKLING)

Sorry to keep you waiting. Sorry.

Danny, you're spiraling.

It was a good show tonight, kid.

And Mommy said, Tom... And Daddy said, N-O.

(CHUCKLING) This is Danny Collins. Oh, geez.

Please, I mean the chances of anything risqué happening

I need a plane.

Yeah, they'll throw tomatoes at me. Yeah, and onions.

my daddy said, Shut it off, Samantha!

(STAMMERING) And why didn't you think so?

TOM: My uncle took me fishing one time. He took the worm,

(SIGHING) Let me teach you, petulant little fucker.

it was a worse night for me.

Good to see you, buddy.

Made one pack of licorice last the whole show.

Okay. What's up?

But we have to check it out with Mom and Pop

Okay. Oh, my Gem.!

(ENGINE TURNING OFF)

DANNY: Oh, I did.

Well, it took six hours to move it out of the Hilton

I haven't written a song in 30 years. Thirty years.

Because I don't need a half-hour of chit-chat

I've been holding onto this for months now.

I don't think I can handle it.

to reprogram every reservation manually.

Yeah? You probably left me a big mess, is what you left me.

Yeah, so, what do you think?

I want you to stay here for a while, if you wish.

So, how'd it go?

I'm looking for my address book.

But remarkably dim twenty-somethings

WOMAN #7: Play Baby Doll, Danny! Baby Doll!

So let's... Let's focus...

Let's go support our sugar daddy.

No, I just don't... I usually don't drink this much.

You're clearly angry.