Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I should've stayed home and played with myself

I knew you'd do it!

How about a nice, cool drink, varmints?

In Nebraska? Besides, it costs like $8,000 a year.

people don't say that about you as far as you know

DARRIN IS OUT. WE’LL TAKE DANNY “NOONAN” BLACK

THE WORLD NEEDS DITCH DIGGERS TOO!

Don't sell yourself short Goat You're a tremendous slouch.

The normally reserved crowd...

Happy Birthday Tommy! You'll get nothing and like it!!

I Guess The Kidding Around, Is Pretty Much Over, Huh.

I'll Tell you what's real satisfying Cash!

Are you my pal, Jeffrey?

Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too, Danny.

I haven't even told him about the scholarship I didn't get.

I'm just going to eat these,

Pool. Pond. Anything would be good.

Are you going to eat your fat?

Would you come with me, please?

I can't pay you. Lou has to.

No, I've never had that problem. Why?

Open up. Come on.

Kyle’s Choice

Don’t sell yourself short You’re a tremendous fool, Scott

Don't you people have homes?

Happy Birthday Tommy! You'll get nothing and like it!!

I'll give you asthma!

I'll take Smails if nobody wants him.

...is working with young people like yourself at our new Youtheran Center.

Me with the 7mm Mag

I'll tell you what. Let me have the Coast. Any Coast!

Watch it, jerk!

You've got to win this hole.

Maybe just open a curtain and I can just get out of here.

I got rid of all social media and joined ARF So I got that going for me, which is nice

...because it's nobody's goddamn business...

Houn You can do it!

Your ball is right over there. Go straight and you can't miss it.

NFL? There is no NFL.

Did you see that?

You'll get nothing, and like it!

Come on, girls! Enough with the hair!

Waiting for Panini to ship 2026 FOTL Donruss Racing

Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?

...it looks like my folks won't have enough money...

You don't have an all analog pressing? I'm afraid you can't come...

Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.

Well... The World Needs Ditchdiggers too.

You can do this

I mean, he's been Club champion for three years running, And I’m no slouch myself

Don't sell yourself short Stephanie You're a tremendous slouch

He was night-jogging . Just jogging at night

...simply do not belong in the NCAA Championship

Will you come and loofah my stretch marks?

You'll get nothing and like it!

Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot! Come on.

You’re playing golf!!

Nice shot, Bishop. You must have made a deal with the devil!

I'd keep doing nothing I don't think the bad stuff is going to happen for a while

Where did it go?

I want you to kill Puxatawny Phil

I christen thee The Flying Wasp.

Quarry Oaks 2.0

Waiting for Lorriaanne To stop passing the blame for her actions

You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club.

Do you have a pool?

I want the entire office Scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!

Get your hand off her stomach you old dog. It's OK he let me hold his niblick!

Are you flipping out?

Hey, what kind of shit is this?

I’D KEEP DRIVING I DON’T THINK THE HEAVY STUFF’S GONNA COME DOWN FOR QUITE A WHILE

No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein He was caught night putting with the Deans Daughter.

I bet you slice it into the woods. A hundred bucks!

...right at the bottom.

Come Loofer my Stetch Marks, Seth.

What do you do for excitement?

How do I do it?

If you do, I'll make it worth your while.

I ain't paying no rubles for no gas Then you ain't getting no gas

...because I've often asked myself...

Don't you people have Jobs?

Put me down for an 86

Oh, did somebody step on a duck?

...they're going to lock me up and throw away the key.

I ain’t payin no 50 cents for no Mexican Coke

Just keep it up

You don't play, you lose. Right, Lou?

By the way, what did Mr. Webb shoot this morning?

I hope that means both of us.

I'll shoot you 18 holes for 10,000 bucks.

He was a brown nose, Lou! You hated him.

I'll tell you, son. My main satisfaction...

How bout a Fresca?!

...and I'll fill your bagpipes with Wheatena!

You'll get nothing and like it!

It’s no big deal It’s no big deal

Put me down for 5

Whats deadlier Covid or flu

Come along, children. You can shake your booties down on the dock.

I CHRISTEN THEE... CONQUEST OF TEXAS

Dance of the Living Dead

Ok, you can owe me!

I've always been fascinated with the law, sir.

Hey, doll, how are you, huh? You live alone?

Call the chief of police, I built his condo

I SMELL VARMINT POONTANG

...with the 15-year-old daughter of the Dean.

Take it easy, will you, Ty?

So when Mona died last winter, I said to myself,

I want my entire golf club set scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected before 6:20

Bark like a dog! I will teach you the meaning of the word Respect!

The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

Put that steering wheel over here where it belongs...

Buddies for life

how many jack and cokes?!?!

Come on. One more training run

Tapping Soon! That's A Peach, Hon!

Gentlemen, I'd ask that you waive all sanction against said referee...or anything that might get me fired.

Me winning isn’t! You do!

So, if you guys want to get fired...

Happy Birthday Randy! “You’ll get nothing and like it”

You know... buddies.

Hey Moose, Rocco, help him find his checkbook

Put me down for an 86

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir And hockey never goes under

Can I have a word with you Eric? In private.

You'll get nothing and like it!

See your future... be...your future

"Good afternoon, Sir. What can--" "BOURBON!" "Yes, Sir. Would you like that straight up or--" "BURBON!!!"

How about a Fresca?

Are we still having tea?

I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible.

Don't sell yourself short, BLY You're a tremendous slouch

Be the ball, Danny. You're not being the ball, Danny.

Willoughby Pool

No, you're not.

Sonja Henie's out... We'll take Danny Noonan.

All right. Well, I'm still willing to marry you!

This is for you. Tell Ty Webb I'm gunning for him.

Thanks for helping me back there. You're a good caddy.

I'm no doorknob, either.

I'll tell you what's real satisfying. Cash!

Is Nitrogen LIke Manganese?

Fifty bucks more says he eats it.

We’re not using ai art So we’ve got that going for us. Which is nice

...at night on this stuff.

I'll Give You Asthma

Hey walker, where’s you watch?!