Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your robe, Your Honor.

Yes I can feel your penis...... And it's giving me butterflies in my stomach so you'd better do your duty!!!!

NICK WAS ALWAYS FOND PLAYING WITH SQUIRRELS

Let's make it $40,000.

You're not a man. You're a Tugboat, for God's sake!

Hey Moose, Rocco help the judge find his checkbook

She's been plucked more times than the rose of Tralee!

Thanks, Bob! Oh, there won't be any money...

...but you were born to rub me first.

What’s with the pictures? It’s a parking lot, come on!

Danny this isn’t Russia…is this Russia? This isn’t Russia, is it?

george i'm a barbie girl. yes faye in a barbie world.

They're all selling? Then buy! Buy now!!

Looks like you're going to make a lot of money when you're older.

You don't want that scholarship, do you?

You're a good egg, Noonan. She needs you.

All right! Let's move out. We've got golfers waiting.

...and I had doubles in the afternoon.

The man’s a menace!

You shave your ass

Hey judge. Double or nothing on the Texans? $40?

I'm afraid you forfeit.

...if you ever want to rap or just get weird with somebody.

...and just kiss me, you fool.

Well I ain't payin no 50 cents for no international developed

We have a pool, and a pond. Pond'd be good for you.

Oh Danny, this isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia, is it?

Happy Birthday Ricky! You'll get nothing and like it!

We have a pond in the back. a pond party would be better.

Oh, are you Roman Catholic?

...simply do not belong.

Well, the world needs shitposters, too!

What an incredible Cinderella story!

Come to Carl, varmint.

The good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life

I want a server. No, a switch. I want a firewall. I want an IDS...

HEY WANG. WHAT'S WITH THE PICTURES. IT'S A PARKING LOT.

So let's dance!

Is this your place?

Danny is an employee of the club.

What kind of grades do i need for this offensive coordinator position?

Willoughby Pool Has been Caddy Shacked

Jim Woeste - semi-pro golfer

Gambling is illegal at Hudson Valley, sir And I never slice

...going to bullfights on acid...

Don't sell yourself short, Bernie. You're a tremendous slouch.

However it happened...

Really? I Don't Believe It

The sloop The sloop

i have to laugh… because i’ve outfinessed myself…

Motor mouth, take Dr. Beeper.

John, you take the Bish.

No, I can't accept this.

You were in the war?

Bish I’ve sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber.

Smoking grass. Poor caddying.

What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumber yards.

...what happened yesterday.

If I can just make this one.

Now back this thing out of here right now!

Hello? Anybody home?

Don’t sell yourself short

...behind the Great Wall. On the good side!

I guess it's just a matter now of...

This is for you. Tell Kim Miller I'm Gunning for him.

Will you forget... the massage...

You want your driver?

So I jumped ship in Hong Kong and made my way over to Tibet...

Bill Kelly! I'm going to put it right on the line.

Bill! I'm going to put it right on the line.

“HOW’D YOU LIKE TO MOW MY LAWN???”

Got to do my doctor thing.

...on superior firepower...

I've just got to win that caddy tournament!

Hey Mike ..... GAACK!!! Where's your hat?

Poaching all summer. Chuckin browns in the fall.

I want a red stripe. I want Amstel lite. I want Guinness. I want Corona.

I don't think I can handle that.

I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful.

Do you take drugs?

winning the big ten tournament for instance…

Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.

I'm a technology wizard!!!

Don't you people have jobs??

Just let it happen. Be the ball.

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in...

Nitrogen You know

Lou’s been losin’ at the track. Well I ain’t payin’ no 50 cents for no Coke.

Was that your ball I heard rambling through here?

Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help the man find the exit.

Cabo Directions

You want to tie me up with some of your ties... Ty?

Chip, I have a special project for you... Sound familiar?

It's like reaching under the rug, isn't it?

...and get this out of here!

Hooray for the Douglases

It’s no big deal

Fuck democrats take all of them to jail Yeah fuck them bitches

Well, thanks for nothing!

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir And I never slice

8 Balls & Sharks

You have to tell him every time he gets money in his pocket.

Twice. I caddied for Ty Webb in the morning...

this crowd has gone deathly silent, cinderella story, out of nowhere

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for a while

I christen thee The Flying Wasp

Don’t sell yourself short! Angie, you’re a tremendous slouch

You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club

well glean....we're waiting

Well, I, uh... oh, I will.

Here's an uncashed check for $70,000.

Sit Justin Jefferson, I’ll make it worth your while.

i want this entire list scrubbed sterilized and disinfected

As far as you know.

If you win, I'll make it worth your while.

Gambling Is Ilegal At Bushwood, Sir...

...by the Captain of the Links at St. Andrews from Scotland.

Dave, come on up to deer camp

You owe me one gumball machine

WHY DON'T YOU IMPROVE YOUR LIE A LITTLE, SIR? YES, YES... WINTER RULES

He's on his final hole.

He’ll quit the game..

Here it is. It's no big deal.

That's a very in thing to say.

I tell ya O should’ve stayed home and played with myself!

Oh, you're half Italian? I'm sorry but I'm afraid you can't come.

I don't have the swimwear. Besides, I've never swum.

Oh, it's good for PvP though

WELL... WE'RE WAITING

Hey Moose, Rocco! Help Evan find his wallet

We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.

Don't sell yourself short, Mike. You're a tremendous slouch.

...to put me through college.

I smell varmint poontang, and the only good...

If I could just borrow a wedge or something and...

FOR ME, THERE'S A SUBTLE PURFEKTION IN EVERYTHING I DO

Congratulations (and rat farts) rob riehl 2024 ifl champion

Well … We're waiting!

What time you due back in boys town

I want you to meet Chuck Schick. He's clerking for me this summer...

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir.

I think they're tunneling in from that pond over yonder.

Don't you people have jobs?

All right, kids! Rise and shine! Let's go, everybody!

How do you measure yourself with other golfers? By height

You're very... small-breasted.

What you've go to do is cut the hamstring on the back of her leg...

How about a little something, you know, for the effort?

Gambling is illegal at bushwood, sir

Give me a coke.

Yes Yes Winter Rules

This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it Kevin Kopps

"Keep It" "Its your"

"Nice tits !!!!"

Vanzee get your foot off the boat

Well…..we’re waiting!

Hey Wang(sness)! What's with the complaints? It's a application repo! Come on!

Have you read much Spinoza? You're becoming tiresome. I'd like to lick your stomach and penis!